Saturday Sep 17, 2005

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Highlight of my night, I was ina cramped bathroom at the ottobar, I had just finished using the urinal and i was putting on my belt, this guy was standing in front of the sink, he saw me, moved and motioned towards the sink, I said "no, not a fan." and walked out

i guess the band Tarantula A.D. wasnt too bad either
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marigold:
come on, how could i promote oni press and not know scott pilgrim? i am nerdcore.
marigold:
the second one beats the pants off the first, hands down. didn't the pre order come with a set of buttons?

Friday Sep 16, 2005

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FUCK I do not like this one bit. I get into bed and crumble. It is seldom I get into bed and am acctually tired. But to be unable to enjoy that fucking sucks. For me to just be tired isnt enough anymore. IM SO TIRED of watching fucking cartoons and feeling sad that the cartoons have happy relationships and are happy together. I am...
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playskoolpimp:
Buy a hooker, pay her to sleep with you.. If that dont work I hear they make realistic blow up dolls..
Seriously dude quit the pity party for yourself and do something about it. Your situation isnt gonna change itself without you wanting and doing something about it.
cklarock:
First off, don't compare your life to fiction of any kind. Second, don't compare your life to any one else's. Third, just go out and do stuff that you like to do, and learn things that you are interested in. Be hot. Sexxor will follow, guaranteed.

If all else fails, play the terraforming mix in my journal 101 times as a mantra to attract your next freaky encounter.

You want to be 101 because life kicks ass.

Tuesday Sep 13, 2005

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soo i was talking to my friend and... THIS came about... (my name is mike btw)

ANBU Vampyre: whatr u doing up?
Sambloid: nothing
Sambloid: i took a concerta today cause i had to write an essay
Sambloid: and it took me forever to masterbate
Sambloid: all four times
ANBU Vampyre: ...
Sambloid: but that also means im gonna be up
ANBU Vampyre: lol
ANBU...
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fergs:
your dog is just cute!!!

miao!!
phelonie:
FirstStar665: we should run around in our sexy panties togater
spazmeraz: just dont ever, EVER wash them with jeans or anything else with zippers *mutters*
spazmeraz: *gasp*
spazmeraz: WE SHOULD
FirstStar665: i know
FirstStar665: yes
FirstStar665: it must be done
spazmeraz: may I wear stockings?
FirstStar665: only if i can
spazmeraz: I dont think I'm ever going to take my stockings off
spazmeraz: of course you may!
FirstStar665: yay
FirstStar665: this makes me happy
FirstStar665: we have to have a bra and pantie party
spazmeraz: hmm, bras, panties and spike high heels
FirstStar665: yes
FirstStar665: and stockings
FirstStar665: and maybe boots
spazmeraz: boots would be fun
spazmeraz: as long as I dont get kicked in the face
FirstStar665: no never
FirstStar665: i would kill the person who hurt my hannah
spazmeraz: thank you lovely
FirstStar665: and it would be nasty
FirstStar665: very nasty ...and i would still be in my panties
FirstStar665: and boots
spazmeraz: I would have to come up with a set of pompoms so I could cheer for you
FirstStar665: yes
FirstStar665: in chear panties
FirstStar665: !!!!!!!!
FirstStar665: oh my god im gonna die of happyness
spazmeraz: nope, no dieing
spazmeraz: molesting your corsp wouldent be half as much fun as having a pantie party
FirstStar665: no it wouldnt



your jerkoff friend should get together with my panty wearing bitch.

Sunday Sep 11, 2005

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soooo i was rubbing one out and this dust flurry like flew close to my face, so i blew it away and continued my busness, then it came back and im like wtf u stupid flurry im busy... and blew it again, well yet again it came right back, so i took my focus off the screen, to the flurry AND IT WAS A FUCKING...
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gadget:
wow, that's some pretty fantastic information right there.

I'm so glad you shared that. Funniest SHIT every.

haha

kiss
twinkie:
You're right. It HAS been there for a long time!!! They are still good, though wink.

If I run into another 7-11 with these babies, I'll grab a bunch and send them to yoU!

Sunday Sep 11, 2005

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*sigh* if i knew how to use photo shop i wouldnt be wasting my time right now... but im just eating pizza and getting fat... for a year... WYRDDDDD
rowan:
Thank you for your comments on my set, sweet one. blush ♥

xoxo
~Ro

Wednesday Sep 07, 2005

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wow so spiders were all over my house today, but that story is no where near as good as THIS!

read it please!

and then watch the video (here) all the way through to the end that is the best part

Kanye West: "George Bush doesn't care about black people"
Singer Kanye West (who is black), in a promotional TV appearance with Mike Meyers (who...
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twinkie:
I had no idea that STARCH made your nipples bigger.

Time to perform experiments on myself.
rens:
^^ what starch makes your nipples bigger ?!?!

I was going to respond to your Kanye West/Bush media mess, but bigger nipples is kinda exciting...

I don't know if Bush is trying to be racist, but I think it's very important that he hears that people are perceiving him that way, So I applaud Kanye West for speaking his mind. I don't want to get into politics but I think Bush is a horrible man, and his slow response to Katrina, is just one example of how he sucks.

Tuesday Sep 06, 2005

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So this recent 30 mins has sucked a big fatty. Go to giant and get cerial, $5 a box... fucking retarded... and its like a thin box that I finish it 2 sittings... luckily I got in line and the women in front of me was my mother so I didn't have to pay for it. Then I went to subway and I saw in...
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rens:
My dog ate a whole chicken carcass once... Several frantic calls to the emergency vet later everything was under control.
Good luck with your dog... Trash eating is a huge problem. All of our trash cans are locked up or in cupboards now.
rens:
Thanks....
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Tuesday Sep 06, 2005

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I feel like crap, I feel depressed but for the first time it's like... for nothing which is awesome. Well not the first time, but it feels good to know I feel depressed because my sleep scedual is fhucked up, asleep at 12... WAKE UP AT 6... WTF I tried going back to sleep, no, its wake up time. PLUS IM FUCKING STARVING, WTF I'm...
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cklarock:
They used to say, "HALT." It stood for Hungry, Angry, Lonely or Tired-- if you find yourself grumpy, pissed off, depressed or generally having a fucked-up day, ask yourself if you're hungry, angry, lonely or tired. If the answer is 'yes,' then you go fix that element. It really works wonders. smile

I forget to eat all the time. smile

Monday Sep 05, 2005

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K so its 7 am and im awake since yesterday... I have sleep issues, my sleep system is... off... i went to the dr once, she said stay awake for 24 hours then go to sleep at a regular time, tried, failed, passed out in the middle of the day for like 2 hours and couldnt sleep, some times at 8 im so tired i...
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jj_r0x0rz:
SAG is the screened actors guild

Friday Sep 02, 2005

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My friend Sam said - some kid walked in my econ class and was like am i in the wrong class? is this prof something? and the guy next to me (a big pot head) was like no this is super mario bros 2 for begginers. unless you got a magic flute your really no help to us

FUNNIEST FUCKING THING EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

then later

ANBU...
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twinkie:
omg. Neither am I! I was forced to watch these DVDs they have, that are not necessarily magic or comedy acts...but more like debunking myths, such as, recycling, or, I don't know. I can't even remember. It was lame, though.
rens:
I love smartasses, they say what I want to say, but am too shy to say it.

Wednesday Aug 31, 2005

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randomrockstar:
Those chops are wicked 'effin cool!

Get your septum pierced! That's so sexy!
twinkie:
Oh Man. I would be so pissed if I donated blood and there was a HOLE in the bag!!!!!!

I'd have to do a little research. I wonder if the thyroid medication I take would affect my ability go give.
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