Frostbitten penis... that sounds very very unfortunate....
I'll be quick... ain't love a kick.. in the head?
oops! Damn fuckin bank....
Everyone say thanks to Redbstrd for purchasing me a gift membership while I sort out my evil bank.
You didn't all think you were getting rid of me that easily did you?"
Everyone say thanks to Redbstrd for purchasing me a gift membership while I sort out my evil bank.
You didn't all think you were getting rid of me that easily did you?"
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keturah:
ha, you should try being here on a daily basis. you just see cute pictures. So, are you trying to imply your broodyness would cease if i stopped putting up cute little kids pics....hmmm somehow i doubt that 
meekesh:
twice a month for black?? 
hell, what did you use? I used blue black for ages, didn't dye more than every 3 months or so, because of the roots mainly.
gift memberships rule!
hell, what did you use? I used blue black for ages, didn't dye more than every 3 months or so, because of the roots mainly.
gift memberships rule!
Time for an update.... well no, it isn't really since I have fuck all to update with.
The ex got back from India and phoned me pretty much every day for two weeks until we met up. We accidentally fell in bed together. That was last week. Haven't heard from her since. Fucking charming!
The Irish lass said the terrifying words "I know I said...
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The ex got back from India and phoned me pretty much every day for two weeks until we met up. We accidentally fell in bed together. That was last week. Haven't heard from her since. Fucking charming!
The Irish lass said the terrifying words "I know I said...
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walkswithbears:
very local! i'm steering clear of the butchers.
did you ring her? if not, then i think you should!
did you ring her? if not, then i think you should!
aubli:
lol... considering you said you hadn't anything much to update with that sure makes for an interesting read. 
and i've always been one to have flavorful dreams that take the truth and twist it a notch. suffice it to say, my parents aren't professional assassins. i found out yesterday that they're going into counseling, though, and for that i most truly rejoice!
and lame as it may be i must add that i've thought often of moving to other countries just for a short while, long enough to pick up the accent or or nifty little word usages and mannerisms. reading your entry made me smile. guess i've got my own mannerisms and accent and such, but the grass over these fences sure does look green...
and i've always been one to have flavorful dreams that take the truth and twist it a notch. suffice it to say, my parents aren't professional assassins.
i found out yesterday that they're going into counseling, though, and for that i most truly rejoice!
and lame as it may be i must add that i've thought often of moving to other countries just for a short while, long enough to pick up the accent or or nifty little word usages and mannerisms. reading your entry made me smile. guess i've got my own mannerisms and accent and such, but the grass over these fences sure does look green...
Well, my computer decided that melting down would be a good idea. Actually I hit it when drunk cos it wasn't working properly so it decided to fuck up totally just to spite me. Blaming an inanimate object seems perfectly reasonable currently... Time for a new one I guess. I've done a half arsed job at fixing it using spare parts from my old laptop...
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redbstrd:
That's a good idea, but I don't know exactly how it would look. Just a little red flag?
And I'm back!
Edinburgh was fun, although not quite as fun as I was expecting. I only knew one person who was taking stuff up this year, usually I know three or four so I can jump around a little more and mix the chaos up a bit. My friend was pretty busy with his show, more so than he expected to be considering he's...
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Edinburgh was fun, although not quite as fun as I was expecting. I only knew one person who was taking stuff up this year, usually I know three or four so I can jump around a little more and mix the chaos up a bit. My friend was pretty busy with his show, more so than he expected to be considering he's...
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alicat:
Hello Love. 
danielle:
i am awsome at washing dishes thank you very much
You know you've had a good lapdance when the girl gets sacked for it...
It was a highly amusing evening. Ash and I went to strip joint and see one of his regulars (Ash is a bar manager). This regular professes to do "nothing" for a living, but has about a grand in cash whenever Ash sees him. He's a contract killer. Niiiiice.... Anyway, his...
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It was a highly amusing evening. Ash and I went to strip joint and see one of his regulars (Ash is a bar manager). This regular professes to do "nothing" for a living, but has about a grand in cash whenever Ash sees him. He's a contract killer. Niiiiice.... Anyway, his...
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lilmissmorbid:
Have a great humdy hump day!
lilmissmorbid:
Have a great Thursday!
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lilmissmorbid:
Im so freakin estatic I think im going to pee on myself!!!!!
lilmissmorbid:
Happy Friday the 13th
Oh so what did she have to go and do that for? I just got a call from India. The ex obviously. Almost as if she knew I was copeing with her not being around and actually starting to... dare I say it.. enjoy my indipendance?
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alicat:
Hey babe. Ouch. Yeah, I guess I can't help but wonder if you are right and cutting ties as the best policy. I have slipped into a far more casual communication pattern with my ex these days. (as opposed to continuing to talk to him everyday or every other day) I do find though that when I'm feeling low it's him I want to call, that's probably not cool. I don't talk to him about us though. We both are clear about all that stuff. He's still my closest friend though. Is it bad for me to call him when I need a friend?
God! I hate the idea of having to start all over with someone. Part of it is exciting but the number of toads you have to kiss to find the prince gets higher everyday. I have no time for toads.
P.S. Shypixie's journal is about gin. I feel somehow that you have to contribute a comment.
P.P.S. I am about to watch Rashamon in your honor.
God! I hate the idea of having to start all over with someone. Part of it is exciting but the number of toads you have to kiss to find the prince gets higher everyday. I have no time for toads.
P.S. Shypixie's journal is about gin. I feel somehow that you have to contribute a comment.
P.P.S. I am about to watch Rashamon in your honor.
faerie:
on a rare occasion i don't mind phone calls from ex-lovers... but i especially hate the ones that you descibed..
it really is almost like they know how we'll you're doing on your own...when you finally start to realize, hey -- i miss you, but you know what... i'm gonna be just fine on my own.. or whatdoyaknow with someone else. so they want to sneak up and try take it all away before you completely start to love it.
it really is almost like they know how we'll you're doing on your own...when you finally start to realize, hey -- i miss you, but you know what... i'm gonna be just fine on my own.. or whatdoyaknow with someone else. so they want to sneak up and try take it all away before you completely start to love it.
Busy busy busy!!!
Typical! No work for months and the moment I start to do work on my flat I get inundated!
Thank christ I've got some money comeing in though. I'm off to the Edinburgh festival on the 15th which will be drunken carnage for four days or so. Also my bank decided they want me to pay 500 of my overdraught back. Fuckers!...
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Typical! No work for months and the moment I start to do work on my flat I get inundated!
Thank christ I've got some money comeing in though. I'm off to the Edinburgh festival on the 15th which will be drunken carnage for four days or so. Also my bank decided they want me to pay 500 of my overdraught back. Fuckers!...
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amory:
I'm doing really well..... how are you doing?????
Besides being really busy like me!!!
I love writing poetry.
Besides being really busy like me!!!
I love writing poetry.
alicat:
I writing to inform you that you are the sole winner of a very special award given to the man who has successfully charmed and flirted his way into the hearts of countless women via the internet. You, Jay are 2004's "Finest Internet Flirt." You will be awarded with adoration and crushes from many fine looking women young and not so young across the globe. Congratulations! and remember don't let your success go to your head or you might lose your edge. Bye for now you silver tounged devil.
P.S. I do think if we all fell in love again The Renaissance of Wonder would be a snap. As usual your romantic side scores you points in my heart.
P.S. I do think if we all fell in love again The Renaissance of Wonder would be a snap. As usual your romantic side scores you points in my heart.