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anaphalaxis

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Tuesday Jun 15, 2004

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Executive descision: Mother must be strangled and buried under the patio. That'll make me a rich boy but more importantly: No longer a nurse/butler. Of course then I'd be moving out of my lil flat (which is cute, and I like it, but it is tiny) and buying something by the river the size of a football pitch. Yes, open plan is the way to live.

A pleasant fiction, but I'd miss 'er really, so I'd better not wink. Slowly but surely the back is easing up. She's been pottering about today driving me insane by trying to tidy. One twang and she'll be back where she started again, and I'd really rather not be here still this time next week...

In other news: Going out with the Irish tomorrow at last, unless she catches some other minor illness and blows me out. All will be revealed! The weather is stunning here, but I can't stretch an internet connection into the garden, and as the old cow bells me every five minutes for whatever her heart desires it's probably a bad idea anyway.
Yesterday I was building a kitchen unit, fixing several of her drawers and sticking a broom up my arse to sweep the floor as I was doing it. Yes, She really is taking the piss...

Ho hum, I'll be out of here soon.. then back to work! Hooray...
Just as well really, my best mate is reharsing for a play he's just been given 24-7, a couple of other friends are preparing stuff for Edinburough while Ash is working most evenings currently, so the social life would be dead if I wasn't in slave captivity...
I need more friends, or at least more friends who sit around waiting for me to ask them out on the town!

If you inherited a million quid (or say 2 mill $) what would u do with it? It's not one of those "if I won the lottery questions, a million doesn't go very far nowadays!
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alicat:
...and the debate rages on...

1. Okay you win on this one. It is unfair to say you are indiscriminate. Your taste in women is as fine as your taste in all other things. Ah, and speaking of good taste if all I wanted from a man was fine wine I'd be in Malibu hitched to some old geezer with boatloads of money and a cellar to die for. I was an actress in Hollywood remember. I had many an oppurtunity to pursue the trophy wife lifestyle.

2. It's cute that everything you spell wrong is misspelled because you won't use the letter "y". anaphylaxis and dyslexic. Y?

3, I have long since learned that taking on that particular challenge only serves to ruin my self esteem. I will never just learn to live with it because I don't have to.

4. Everyone wants to kill their mother-in-law.
Jun 16, 2004
alicat:
P.S. Thank you for what you said about dealing with my friend. It helped.

P.P.S. No one has ever said "pish and tish woman" to me before. I think I like it.
Jun 16, 2004

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