Dear Prime Minister,
Please pull out of Iraq so I can get to work on time.
Yours truly
J
Please pull out of Iraq so I can get to work on time.
Yours truly
J
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Here we go again....
It was minor and nobody was hurt, but in case anyone panicked I am still fine...
Takes more than a bunch of spontaniously combusting loons to ruffle my feathers...
It was minor and nobody was hurt, but in case anyone panicked I am still fine...
Takes more than a bunch of spontaniously combusting loons to ruffle my feathers...
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keturah:
ohhh and on another note
where the heck have you been!?!?
get online man and talk to me!!
where the heck have you been!?!?
get online man and talk to me!!
amory:
i know you're fine, but when i heard the news i did think of you. 
public announcement: I'm fine. Londoners please check in below.
UPDATE: As far as I know all my near and dear are also ok. I'll be staying at the old dears house tonight, since she's a little hysterical, So if you were expecting to see me online.. well you won't!
UPDATE: As far as I know all my near and dear are also ok. I'll be staying at the old dears house tonight, since she's a little hysterical, So if you were expecting to see me online.. well you won't!
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kay:
Drive by hello. 
~cheers
~cheers
amory:
I'm still here for now, and extremely glad that you are alive and well. 
Today I am mostly wearing... carlsberg export.
Yes I know it is horrible pisswater, but it's not very alcoholic so I can drink loads of the shit before I pass out cold. Oh, and it's not hideously sugary either.
I've started talking yiddish.... I need to get out of the silver trade...
Yes I know it is horrible pisswater, but it's not very alcoholic so I can drink loads of the shit before I pass out cold. Oh, and it's not hideously sugary either.
I've started talking yiddish.... I need to get out of the silver trade...
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ldwarren:
Good fucking news. Hey I must owe you a bit from last time so you will have a bit more pocket money to play with.
Can I be a cheeky bastard and ask to stay at your place? It means I get wrecked and sleep on a piece of bread like last time..
Can I be a cheeky bastard and ask to stay at your place? It means I get wrecked and sleep on a piece of bread like last time..
marieceleste:
Ha! I'm a wench all the time.
So the 158 hours work in three weeks is over. Phew! Now back to normal levels of inactivity... did anyone notice a difference at all?
Tell me something interesting that happened to you in the last month...
Tell me something interesting that happened to you in the last month...
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kay:
Thank god for the mischief! Woo hoo!
~cheers
~cheers
Twice in a week? If I keep this up you'll all start to expect it!
Nothing to actually update with though...
Nothing to actually update with though...
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alicat:
yeah so... I miss you.
I'm attempting to post non-evasive pics... just out of bed... no shower.... no makeup... no looking away... just me. a.cat.
I'm attempting to post non-evasive pics... just out of bed... no shower.... no makeup... no looking away... just me. a.cat.
ems:
Both. Kind of. I love the anonymity.
Life is good. I'm enjoying it again.
Life is good. I'm enjoying it again.
Oh look, I made it online at work at last...
Where oh where have I been? Busy! Mind your own!
Work computer has been fucked for the longest time, and pig ignorant boss wouldn't give me 2 days off of making him money to fix it.
Last week I sold a George I coffee pot for 23,500
He decided that I could probably afford to...
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Where oh where have I been? Busy! Mind your own!
Work computer has been fucked for the longest time, and pig ignorant boss wouldn't give me 2 days off of making him money to fix it.
Last week I sold a George I coffee pot for 23,500
He decided that I could probably afford to...
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rainwolfkin:
*gasp* an update from you?! i'm truly shocked.
congrats on the george i coffee pot! it costs more than i make in an entire 2 years! where have i gone wrong?
congrats on the george i coffee pot! it costs more than i make in an entire 2 years! where have i gone wrong?
tarragon:
Is that a bit of carrot stuck in your beard?
My online time has been precious little lately, as some of you might have noticed!
Normal service will be resumed shortly!
Normal service will be resumed shortly!
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milky666:
come back you dirty stopout!
persya:
shorlty! it's been almost a month now!
Tomorrow morning I get to wake up at 2am to go and buy stupid silver things....
*snore*
*snore*
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snowballinhell:
Stop drilling and give us all an update mister
Love and kisses
Michelle xx
Love and kisses
Michelle xx
tarragon:
Drilling?
So that's what the kids are calling it these days.
So that's what the kids are calling it these days.
Have I fallen off the edge of the earth?
Have I been sucked into the abyss which lies beyond the farthest sea?
Am I falling through the void?
Nope. Looking after my mothers cat again. Fuck knows what's up with her net connection but it is distressing me greatly.
love u all
Have I been sucked into the abyss which lies beyond the farthest sea?
Am I falling through the void?
Nope. Looking after my mothers cat again. Fuck knows what's up with her net connection but it is distressing me greatly.
love u all
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kizmet:
sent paypal
want painkillers
or
cute grouchy boy back in bed
want painkillers
or
cute grouchy boy back in bed
As the plimsole line goes down and down a familiar burgandy haze of meloncholy decends. My infrequent eyes refract the light like shards of broken crystal and my ruby stained lips mouth the words...
fuck it, let's break out the tequila.
fuck it, let's break out the tequila.
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madi:
tequila makes me kiss girls....
ldwarren:
Update now you fucko!
Right, so every fucker is doing it so I thought I'd join the crowd.Now you all have to prove you're not shit friends!
take my quiz!
take my quiz!
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philz:
up yer bum, fag
x
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philz:
it's a long story, squire. i'll be in london at the end of march. i'll try and find time to have a few gins with you.
Please will you and your mate Bush take back the last 30 odd years of fucking about with power in the Middle East, imposing unfair sanctions on the long-suffering (and still suffering, now more than ever) Iraqi people, creating monsters like Osama Bin Laden and Sadam Hussein. Please stop making duplicitous policies designed to keep control of oil and power. Please instigate a revolution in world politics, people matter more than power.
Thanks, that'll be all.