Reasons I justify my drinking to myself:
I need to research how to make the ultimate *insert cocktail here*
I have a headache
Something good happened so I should celebrate
Something bad happened so I need cheering up
If I drink loads then I won't take drugs instead
I'm stressed and need to relax
The liver is a muscle and needs excersise
I need a...
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I need to research how to make the ultimate *insert cocktail here*
I have a headache
Something good happened so I should celebrate
Something bad happened so I need cheering up
If I drink loads then I won't take drugs instead
I'm stressed and need to relax
The liver is a muscle and needs excersise
I need a...
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alicat:
Where are you, you dirty bastard? I miss you. I hate missing you.
lilmissmorbid:
I've forgotten how much I like this song, and it was just on TV:
Pale, pubescent beasts
Roam through the streets
And coffee-shops
Their prey gather in herds
Of stiff knee-length skirts
And white ankle-socks
But while they search for a mate
My type hibernate
In bedrooms above
Composing their songs of love
Young, uniform minds
In uniform lines
And uniform ties
Run 'round
With...
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Pale, pubescent beasts
Roam through the streets
And coffee-shops
Their prey gather in herds
Of stiff knee-length skirts
And white ankle-socks
But while they search for a mate
My type hibernate
In bedrooms above
Composing their songs of love
Young, uniform minds
In uniform lines
And uniform ties
Run 'round
With...
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kay:
Indeed.
I do miss you and hope to catch you on line soon. Though I suspect all of my fantasies will have to wait until I return down here and get webcam. RaWr.
~kisses
Indeed.
I do miss you and hope to catch you on line soon. Though I suspect all of my fantasies will have to wait until I return down here and get webcam. RaWr.
~kisses
She gets too hungry, for dinner at eight
She loves the theater, but doesn't come late
She'd never bother, with people she'd hate
That's why the lady is a tramp
Doesn't like crap games, with barons and earls
Won't go to harlem, in ermine and pearls
Won't dish the dirt, with the rest of the girls
That's why the lady is a tramp
She loves...
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She loves the theater, but doesn't come late
She'd never bother, with people she'd hate
That's why the lady is a tramp
Doesn't like crap games, with barons and earls
Won't go to harlem, in ermine and pearls
Won't dish the dirt, with the rest of the girls
That's why the lady is a tramp
She loves...
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keturah:
wow, whatever did i do to deserve a greeting like that??
whatever it is i may have to make a note to do it more often
whatever it is i may have to make a note to do it more often
kamille:
i know all about poverty... but it looks like i've got a vallid lead: FINALLY.
i like hyperbole, too. for instance, you are the hottest member on SG
i like hyperbole, too. for instance, you are the hottest member on SG
Well, apparently my ex thought it was "charming" that I didn't phone her either. Apparently she was waiting to see how long it took for me to call.
The differece being that I told her I didn't want to be friends, and I didn't want to keep in touch. I said that when we first broke up.
Sounds harsh I know, but do you know...
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The differece being that I told her I didn't want to be friends, and I didn't want to keep in touch. I said that when we first broke up.
Sounds harsh I know, but do you know...
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kizmet:
he hee...I got another job...yey me!!!!! 
At this rate...I may just have to knock on your @#$%! door as well....hope that's not a bad thing....puuuuur!!!!!!!
At this rate...I may just have to knock on your @#$%! door as well....hope that's not a bad thing....puuuuur!!!!!!!
alicat:
Is it at all helpful to know that only two days after this post a woman 3,000 miles away lies in bed to, well lets face it, pass out cold in short order, but first thinks of you and wonders how you are?
Frostbitten penis... that sounds very very unfortunate....
I'll be quick... ain't love a kick.. in the head?
oops! Damn fuckin bank....
Everyone say thanks to Redbstrd for purchasing me a gift membership while I sort out my evil bank.
You didn't all think you were getting rid of me that easily did you?"
Everyone say thanks to Redbstrd for purchasing me a gift membership while I sort out my evil bank.
You didn't all think you were getting rid of me that easily did you?"
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keturah:
ha, you should try being here on a daily basis. you just see cute pictures. So, are you trying to imply your broodyness would cease if i stopped putting up cute little kids pics....hmmm somehow i doubt that
meekesh:
twice a month for black?? 
hell, what did you use? I used blue black for ages, didn't dye more than every 3 months or so, because of the roots mainly.
gift memberships rule!
hell, what did you use? I used blue black for ages, didn't dye more than every 3 months or so, because of the roots mainly.
gift memberships rule!
Time for an update.... well no, it isn't really since I have fuck all to update with.
The ex got back from India and phoned me pretty much every day for two weeks until we met up. We accidentally fell in bed together. That was last week. Haven't heard from her since. Fucking charming!
The Irish lass said the terrifying words "I know I said...
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The ex got back from India and phoned me pretty much every day for two weeks until we met up. We accidentally fell in bed together. That was last week. Haven't heard from her since. Fucking charming!
The Irish lass said the terrifying words "I know I said...
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walkswithbears:
very local! i'm steering clear of the butchers.
did you ring her? if not, then i think you should!
did you ring her? if not, then i think you should!
aubli:
lol... considering you said you hadn't anything much to update with that sure makes for an interesting read.
and i've always been one to have flavorful dreams that take the truth and twist it a notch. suffice it to say, my parents aren't professional assassins. i found out yesterday that they're going into counseling, though, and for that i most truly rejoice!
and lame as it may be i must add that i've thought often of moving to other countries just for a short while, long enough to pick up the accent or or nifty little word usages and mannerisms. reading your entry made me smile. guess i've got my own mannerisms and accent and such, but the grass over these fences sure does look green...
and i've always been one to have flavorful dreams that take the truth and twist it a notch. suffice it to say, my parents aren't professional assassins.
i found out yesterday that they're going into counseling, though, and for that i most truly rejoice!
and lame as it may be i must add that i've thought often of moving to other countries just for a short while, long enough to pick up the accent or or nifty little word usages and mannerisms. reading your entry made me smile. guess i've got my own mannerisms and accent and such, but the grass over these fences sure does look green...
Well, my computer decided that melting down would be a good idea. Actually I hit it when drunk cos it wasn't working properly so it decided to fuck up totally just to spite me. Blaming an inanimate object seems perfectly reasonable currently... Time for a new one I guess. I've done a half arsed job at fixing it using spare parts from my old laptop...
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redbstrd:
That's a good idea, but I don't know exactly how it would look. Just a little red flag?
And I'm back!
Edinburgh was fun, although not quite as fun as I was expecting. I only knew one person who was taking stuff up this year, usually I know three or four so I can jump around a little more and mix the chaos up a bit. My friend was pretty busy with his show, more so than he expected to be considering he's...
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Edinburgh was fun, although not quite as fun as I was expecting. I only knew one person who was taking stuff up this year, usually I know three or four so I can jump around a little more and mix the chaos up a bit. My friend was pretty busy with his show, more so than he expected to be considering he's...
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alicat:
Hello Love.
danielle:
i am awsome at washing dishes thank you very much
You know you've had a good lapdance when the girl gets sacked for it...
It was a highly amusing evening. Ash and I went to strip joint and see one of his regulars (Ash is a bar manager). This regular professes to do "nothing" for a living, but has about a grand in cash whenever Ash sees him. He's a contract killer. Niiiiice.... Anyway, his...
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It was a highly amusing evening. Ash and I went to strip joint and see one of his regulars (Ash is a bar manager). This regular professes to do "nothing" for a living, but has about a grand in cash whenever Ash sees him. He's a contract killer. Niiiiice.... Anyway, his...
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lilmissmorbid:
Have a great humdy hump day!
lilmissmorbid:
Have a great Thursday!
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lilmissmorbid:
Im so freakin estatic I think im going to pee on myself!!!!!
lilmissmorbid:
Happy Friday the 13th