I know its quite rude to say so but your ass really doesnt care about the crappyness of your pictures does he (or she?)
He just keeps beeing amazingly awesome
How to survive the imminent zombie apocalypse
When I say Zombies I of course mean the Night of the Living Dead ones and not the ones from Haitian culture. I mean the brain eating ones and not the ones made by which doctors, sorcerers or possessed small children.
Before you plan your survival remember there are different types of zombie:
Reanimated from the grave
The... Read More
There is a local girls school that has a huge wall around it, generators and 6months worth of food for 200 people. Thats where im heading when the zombies come.
(not to mention the chance to get some revenge by kicking Zombie teachers skulls)
And I remember when I met him, it was so clear that he was the only one for me. We both knew it, right away. And as the years went on, things got more difficult- we were faced with more challenges.
I begged him to stay. Try to remember what we had at the beginning.
He was charismatic, magnetic, electric and everybody... Read More
I've put together a short list of things that rhyme with hug me for those of you that were stuck on this one.
Bug Bee - That bug is a bee
Chug Gee - There is Dolly the chug, gee.
Doug Be - Doug be all over the place today, he's crazy.
Drug Free - The correct way if we are talking illegal substances
Dug... Read More
Bahahaha I adore you.
This is literally an ongoing conversation between my flatmate and I. The 'What rhymes with hug me?' thing. Not how much I love you... that is just universally known, surely.
Shake your extremities
Shake your extremities
All your arms and knees
I want 'em, shake 'em, baby, please
Baby, shake your eyes for me
shake your eyes for me
shake your eyes for me
Shake your eyes for freeee
Now make some bills
Make a fills
Make a mill
Quack me up with some yokes
I like girls who know the ropes
I like girls... Read More
I have got 2 things out of my comparatively short time here on Sg.
1. Body confidence. I know I am not perfect. Cellulite and wobbles. Bumps where there not meant to be any. And no curves where curves are meant to be. But I am comfortable in my skin now. Even with the fact I have put on a bit of weight lately. No... Read More