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Quickie update:
A) Fucking sinus infections suck.
B) I'm FREEEEEEEE! Ex wife finally came to get all of her shit yesterday. Like a rock lifted off my shoulders. No more ties, woooo hooooo!
C) I went on a good date last night - Good convo, cute looks, likes long hair, thinks Im funny & smart (who wouldnt!?), but here's the bad part - She's TINY...
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A) Fucking sinus infections suck.
B) I'm FREEEEEEEE! Ex wife finally came to get all of her shit yesterday. Like a rock lifted off my shoulders. No more ties, woooo hooooo!
C) I went on a good date last night - Good convo, cute looks, likes long hair, thinks Im funny & smart (who wouldnt!?), but here's the bad part - She's TINY...
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darklis:
I do in fact work with my sister, and guess what? She is a cute stand up comedian. Surprised? 
ayres:
BIIIIIIIIIP BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPP hehhehe you killed me.... killed me.... 
What to tell ya?
a) LuckyP has herself one heck of a nice loft in her bedroom now - I love home contruction projects!! But if you ever do them with her, always bring your own tools
b) had a delightful dinner & pool with crazyanimallady & mydogfarted -- and it's a fact, she's a fucking shark on the table! I swear she won 90%...
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a) LuckyP has herself one heck of a nice loft in her bedroom now - I love home contruction projects!! But if you ever do them with her, always bring your own tools
b) had a delightful dinner & pool with crazyanimallady & mydogfarted -- and it's a fact, she's a fucking shark on the table! I swear she won 90%...
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darklis:
Yi. That is short. I am about 5'8. My brother in law is 5'1 and I affectionately refer to him as "Napoleon" How tall are you? She would've had her nose in yer belly button all night. *wink* 
keturah:
mutton pops??
those dont really sound all that good
i think ill pass on those
but if you have any other suggestions....
or you can just give me some way of getting in touch with you and i can see if we cant arrange something
those dont really sound all that good
i think ill pass on those
but if you have any other suggestions....
or you can just give me some way of getting in touch with you and i can see if we cant arrange something
ignorance is bliss 
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sameerah:
I'm starting to learn that that's true.
darklis:
What the poo are you doing up? 
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darklis:
Giggle. My granny is the funniest GROSSEST. I've actually had people say I've reminded them of Shania. (No idea why) Maybe the Canadian part?
darklis:
My granny is a gin soaked whiskery old boot. I want to be exactly like her. 
My bitch as cunt ex wife didnt show up yesterday to get her shit.
I'm 7 shades of
Not only @ her non-pick up, but she ruined my chance to go to the SG Cabaret in Worchester to see Trevor & PiskyPixie & alll the hottie SG girlz.
I'm 7 shades of
Not only @ her non-pick up, but she ruined my chance to go to the SG Cabaret in Worchester to see Trevor & PiskyPixie & alll the hottie SG girlz.
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goob:
The accident was minor. Nothing hurt but the car. 
and my pride.
and my pride.
ayres:
This pirrate is tirred... this pirrate is here for hte last day at least until december.
This pirrate needs a betterr job... this pirrate is turning into SERIAL KILLER AND WILL KILL EVERYONE HERE.
Starting with the phone.
This pirrate needs a betterr job... this pirrate is turning into SERIAL KILLER AND WILL KILL EVERYONE HERE.
Starting with the phone.
Need some new music.
Any suggestions?
Any suggestions?
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ayres:
You know what? The train on friday was delayed so I couldt take a bath and I DIDNT SHAVE MY LEGS!
I went with my pirate style!
I went with my pirate style!
trevor:
Dude! I'm so bummed you didn't come out this weekend. We had a good time, wish you could've been there.
-Trevor
We had a good time, wish you could've been there.
-Trevor
HOLY SHIT!!! FINNNNNALLLLLYYYY~~
After almost 2 years time, my exwife is FINALLY coming over Sunday to get all of her shit out of my apartment & storage units in the basement!
Woo hooO!!!
And, also, after 2 years, she's finally going to look in the ONE place I've been telling her to find all of my photos (like 12 rolls) from my trips to Europe,...
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After almost 2 years time, my exwife is FINALLY coming over Sunday to get all of her shit out of my apartment & storage units in the basement!
Woo hooO!!!
And, also, after 2 years, she's finally going to look in the ONE place I've been telling her to find all of my photos (like 12 rolls) from my trips to Europe,...
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industrialpet:
damn hope you get all your pictures back..exes are a bitch...mine stole a bunch of my undies the asshole
be good,be happy
hope you get all your pictures back..exes are a bitch...mine stole a bunch of my undies the asshole
be good,be happy
odette:
thats the funniest shit ever. did he keep the five dollar bill? i would cherish it like a child.
Thanks for all the well wishes from you fine folks....just had a crappy few days there.
After a few days of chilling out & hitting the gym, too, my arms are killing me, but I'm feeling good.
What I was also gonna say last week was:
1) Interesting how when I say I'm pissy that folks dont write back, everyone writes. You weren't the issue,...
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After a few days of chilling out & hitting the gym, too, my arms are killing me, but I'm feeling good.
What I was also gonna say last week was:
1) Interesting how when I say I'm pissy that folks dont write back, everyone writes. You weren't the issue,...
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darklis:
You like the overalss, do ya? I swear I live in those things.
darklis:
Look how I spelled "overalls." I'm a douche.
Mini-Update----
So far today, in order:
-Drunk & lock broken so cant get into home (2.15am).
-Need to replace door parts ($315) & drill/ruin the $100 Medeco lock in place (8.43am).
-Go to therapy, in pouring rain, not dressed for rain, wearing same things as concert & bars from last night (9.10am).
-Order bfast, get handed wrong persons food, find out 20 mins later when...
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So far today, in order:
-Drunk & lock broken so cant get into home (2.15am).
-Need to replace door parts ($315) & drill/ruin the $100 Medeco lock in place (8.43am).
-Go to therapy, in pouring rain, not dressed for rain, wearing same things as concert & bars from last night (9.10am).
-Order bfast, get handed wrong persons food, find out 20 mins later when...
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goodlordyshorty:
Sorry about the shitty day, but thanks for the birthday wishes!
luckyp:
Hiya! I'm baaaaaaaaack!
Did your weekend get any better? How was Mr. Smith, didja see my old apt?!
I like the new profile pic!
--l*P
Did your weekend get any better? How was Mr. Smith, didja see my old apt?!
I like the new profile pic!
--l*P
Good day thus far:
1) 8am gym with trainer, I was super gung ho, yay Fat Me! Sheduled with him to do 3 days a week. I love the Craig's List Barter Section!!
2) I scored a bunch of music CD-RWs, so if I hate it, I can trash it. Cha cha cha.
3) I think I found out where to get my missing computer...
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1) 8am gym with trainer, I was super gung ho, yay Fat Me! Sheduled with him to do 3 days a week. I love the Craig's List Barter Section!!
2) I scored a bunch of music CD-RWs, so if I hate it, I can trash it. Cha cha cha.
3) I think I found out where to get my missing computer...
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ayres:
Love you mister.
Go and feed the gremlin, but not after 12 oclock ok??
I dont want those green creatures all over the world
For evil, we have BUSH.
Go and feed the gremlin, but not after 12 oclock ok??
I dont want those green creatures all over the world
For evil, we have BUSH.
ayres:
Noooooooooooooooooooo THats the worst thing everrrrr!
I probably brake a window for chinese food!
I probably brake a window for chinese food!
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legionnaire:
That sushi actually looks pretty good. And I'm a dangerous man at an all you can eat sushi place. Despite my small size I've found that I can keep eating sushi indefinitely. Sounds like a good idea for an outing.....
despairfactor:
I was gonna work out 2day, but I'm a tad bit hungover! 
I think I had about 14 or 15 drinks!! So i'll say that one was from you!
I think I had about 14 or 15 drinks!! So i'll say that one was from you!
My set is accepted yeat, I need them to end editing it, its waiting to be queued