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Dearest Edensoy,

Oh how I love you! You sweeten up my cereal with your vanilla goodness and soften my tea with your silky smooth texture. You perfect my smoothies and add just the right flavor to my Newman O's. You are the X to my O, and I love you so, but please answer me this one question. Why can you not spill the fuck...
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miloryan:
No shit, evrytime I try to shake up my vanilla rice milk it leaks all over the place. They really should make better lcaps for those boxes.
miloryan:
Nah, I don't drink dairy but I couldn't live with out the cheese. I try not to eat red meat either. I didn't eat any for about 8 years but I've been slackin on that as of late.
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I have a ticket to prom for sale. I'd rather sell it to someone I know than the general population, so if you're trying to go and still need a ticket get in touch w/ me.


Btw, vegan cookies are an excellent bribe.
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fractal:


IT'S A YOU!
chai:
smile thankkss.. my cats are very happy that u like them **G** smile
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Felix and I Zoo Bombed today with his GPS (which I was carrying) and I reached a top speed of 35.8 MPH.

This friday is Critical Mass. w00t.
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isadora:
maybe not with those cheapass tire-popping thingies they sell at walmart. but i'm a METALSMITH, dude. i'd build steel spikey things three feet tall. they'd pop a big rig's tires like a zit on your ass.

pft.

NOW who's failing?!

...

YOU.

and yr mom.
hypnogogic:
In what way?

Pissing me off?

Starting riots?

I believe in what they are trying to do most of the time, but i questions their methods. Maybe it is isolated individuals and maybe it was non critical mass members i have witnessed performing such dumb ass activities.

I used to work at the Fat Tire Farm in Northwest. One night afterwork, i was taking my bikes home on the rood rack of my car. I ran into a critical mass blockade on Burnside. I asked the guys to move about 20 times, they just stared at me and flipped me off. What was their point? All it did was make me want to run them over. I used to commute on my bike everyday before i had my daughter, i understand the problems on the road. I have been hit by cars 5 times on my bike, in the bike lane!

Youll never catch me blocking rush hour traffic on my bike to try to prove a point or get attention to my cause, i really don't like being run over, it hurts.
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alohra:
It's not a bra, it's a whole corset-y thing. More apparent in person, I suppose. Stick to men's clothing.
erica:
foreignface!
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A list of random things:

1: I fucking hate HATE HATE HATE Myspace. Looking at that site makes me want to stab my eyes out with chopsticks. You should never ever create a website like that and let every single user customize their own page with HTML. You end up with 30,000 member profiles that look like shit and all have really annoying wav files...
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zwiebel:
i really love sigg bottles.
sydni:
you spelled gatorade wrong. wink

and why do you hate strip clubs monsieur?
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lauren:
I hope your days are coming along nicely kiss
balou:
Uhhum<clears throat....
"hello My Name is Araceli but people call me celi"
(sorry lame introduction....) biggrin
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sydni:
are you going this year?
lokischild:
well if you apply the same theory to other "unseen deities" i.e. the tooth fairy, santa claus, the easter bunny, then having to try to believe in them ultimately proves their existence to be false, then she's never going to pay me for all the teeth i have..... surreal
EL SUICIDO LOCO
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kalischild:
Aw, Sugar, don't break up Camp Namaste right as we're about to make it.

This is bigger than any single one of us.

Besides, I LOVED 'Rio'.
eli:
miao!!
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trevallion:
I totally said something similar in somebody's journal a few days ago and I can't remmeber for the life of me where it was.
fractal:
that is the faggiest thing I have ever fucking seen