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sistermedusa:
Allo there youself! Hmm, the two of you look familiar somehow... 
user080840832:
Nighty night, sweet dreams
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noir:
Care to be a little more specific, or am I just going to have to look at them and think that the look just like any other plain old rodent? 
nanomaton:
bahaha.. capybaras ARE awesome! I want a rodent I can ride home..
Seek truth in meditation, not in moldy books. Look in the sky to find the moon, not in the pond. - Persian proverb
And god damn, Pink Lady apples are fucking good.
oh yea.. and I have an uncanny talent for picking out the very best avacado in the whole stack. <3 Avacado
PS. FUCK OFF ABOUT MY SPELLING ERROR! I'm leaving it just to...
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And god damn, Pink Lady apples are fucking good.
oh yea.. and I have an uncanny talent for picking out the very best avacado in the whole stack. <3 Avacado
PS. FUCK OFF ABOUT MY SPELLING ERROR! I'm leaving it just to...
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lokischild:
you should try mutzu apples if you can get ahold of them....i know of one orchard out here that grows them and you have to go and pick them yourself-which is loads of fun by the way.....they are huge and juicy and crunchy and kind of sweet but then they have a sour bite to them...they are the god apples...
ifonlyforever:
There's an old Zambian saying, "Buttocks rubbing together...
do not lack sweat."
ever played Wise and Otherwise? that game is awesome.
do not lack sweat."
ever played Wise and Otherwise? that game is awesome.
I have a feeling this is going to be a really good summer.
despite almost killing myself on my bike yesterday.
despite almost killing myself on my bike yesterday.
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babybeezer:
WEAR A HELMET. Get a motorcycle helmet. You might be able to go faster down hills on your bike with one of those suckers on because they weigh like 10 pounds.
thanks for the congrats. I'm super excited. I'm going to be such a hippie though. I'm doing Shakespeare Santa Cruz this summer, and then 2.5 years in Humbolt. Sheesh.
thanks for the congrats. I'm super excited. I'm going to be such a hippie though. I'm doing Shakespeare Santa Cruz this summer, and then 2.5 years in Humbolt. Sheesh.
morgan:
Dude, that's a hot profile picture.
When I say ok, you say ok, ok?
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missmyla:
Yay, I have a title
ATTENTION ALL COMPLETE IDIOTS:
I am so tired of reading your dating profile and seeing something that looks similar to this:
"I DRINK ALCOHOL: Occasionally"
the same goes for cigarettes or pot
followed by:
"My Maximum Level of Drug Use: Drug Free"
If this applies to you, you are fucking retarded. RE-TAR-DED. please fix this, so you will stop getting on my nerves all the...
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I am so tired of reading your dating profile and seeing something that looks similar to this:
"I DRINK ALCOHOL: Occasionally"
the same goes for cigarettes or pot
followed by:
"My Maximum Level of Drug Use: Drug Free"
If this applies to you, you are fucking retarded. RE-TAR-DED. please fix this, so you will stop getting on my nerves all the...
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scarydoll:
Maybe you should stop reading the dating profiles if they're going to bother you that much. 
tiffanymarie:
Well I guess I'm better off not using that stupid dating thing. I won't have to worry about getting on your nerves. Well hopefully. Nice to semi meet you today at the Mike's bbq.
That stupid wheel chair kid asked me to the Friday Night Dance! but I'm going with STEVEN!!
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bankerboy:
Sassy.
lucy:
Re: your comment in FrreakPirate's journal:
Oh, come now...we both know he isn't a girl.
I mean, really, have you ever seen a girl quite so unnatractive?
He's a circus monkey.
An underweight, goofy looking circus monkey.
With the "down's"...the circusmonkeydowns.
Oh, come now...we both know he isn't a girl.
I mean, really, have you ever seen a girl quite so unnatractive?
He's a circus monkey.
An underweight, goofy looking circus monkey.
With the "down's"...the circusmonkeydowns.
Though the works of the human race disappear tracelessly by time or bomb, the sun does not falter in its course; the stars keep their invariable vigil. Cosmic law cannot be stayed or changed, and man would do well to put himself in harmony with it. If the cosmos is against might, if the sun wars not in the heavens but retires at dueful time...
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fridgemagnet:
Hi there.
actionverb:
count your moments of clarity and realize how few they are.
count how many times you've done amazingly stupid things.
look at all the other people who haven't learned the lessons you have yet.
Is that a pitiful state of being- not having learned your personal lessons- or one to aspire to?
Or is it all just...
um...
OLIVIA.
I knew there was a point to it all.
count how many times you've done amazingly stupid things.
look at all the other people who haven't learned the lessons you have yet.
Is that a pitiful state of being- not having learned your personal lessons- or one to aspire to?
Or is it all just...
um...
OLIVIA.
I knew there was a point to it all.
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sadfaceclown:
Shhhh..... I'm faux gay for you too.
sadfaceclown:
Ha...
I just realized how gay "faux gay" sounds.
I just realized how gay "faux gay" sounds.
Conviction is a concept that is lost to our generation.
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eli:
word
sigma:
Do you think that I lack conviction old friend?