amitabha

damn, but nobody else even TRIED! i actually wrote that before i even read the part about sexual favors, and when i went back to reread it later and i noticed that part, and i thought it was pretty sweet. i want oral sex!

i know i don't have a real penis and you only said it for boys, but we can pretend.

do it now! the pics are awesome!

how was your weekend? from what i hear, lasertag kicked ass. are there any pics up?

I wish homeless people would ask me for food, instead of just dragging me into a dark alley, tying me up, raping me, and stealing my kidney. Man, that was a bad day.

awww ami. you are a good person.
i saw pics of you and solisis.
wow you guys are cuties.
h.s.

burn it down
walk away

[Edited on Nov 03, 2003 7:04PM]

if a married woman can't flirt with a fag, who can she flirt with?

They may be a crappy band with ironically shitty lyrics, but at least they're not hated gays. Look at all the ladies hatin' on you, nigga'! Actually, we should start a band called The Hated Gays. Our first album could be called Infectious Gay Man's Disease, or IGMD for short. You can be on keyboard, programming, and vocals. I'll be on whipping audience members with my dong. Come to think of it, you better take care of the drum machine too. I'm going to be totally busy.

Typically I deal with someone I have a crush on by starting a club dedicated to how much that person sucks.

For example, if I had a crush on, oh, for instance, say, hypothetically if I had a crush on SG-Fractal, I might start a "Fractal Bites the Big One" Group. Or something to that effect.

It's all very childish of course, but I don't care.

s' okay. i couldn't make it that weekend anyway. my "cell phone" probably doesn't work; the thing is old. it has an old skool zack morris flip. sam used it in a costume when he was being a yuppie. ps, it's old.
maybe some other time.
when i have a crush on someone i say hey, i like you. a lot. and then see what happens. good luck.
h.s.

I read your posts in Synnove's journal and I feel myself obligated to tell you that in all likelihood she will outlive you. She is female and that generally gives her better odds.

So you should just have fun with the limited time assigned to you since she's probably going to beat you... that way she has to spend the few years she lives past you ruing the fact that you had a much cooler life.

May I recommend cliff diving?

Its either that or dieing of nothing in your late 70s.

And its not half as scary as it sounds really...
9 times out of 10 its not the cliff diving that kills you.
So much as the cliff drowning.

cats are fuckin lame.
btw, im heading outta this place. im sure ill still run into you now and then anyway. but I figured I would rather let you know instead of randomly dissapearing.
keep kickin ass mutha fucka.

I am a retard.. i just commented in my own journal.

[Edited on Oct 15, 2003 8:58AM]

Things you will do during your trip to NY

1. Go to a hetero strip club.
2. Get a lap dance from a pregnant woman working to feed her six other kids.
3. Kiss a boy's fist, most likely mine.

I'm not trying to sound mean, it just seems like you need a dose of drastically non-gay activities to balance out your otherwise totally cock crazy lifestyle. What are you waiting for?!!!