amitabha

So you know those emails that everyone always gets...

"I am a banker for the national bank of Nigeria. You had a long lost relative who died in a car accident killing him and all of his family. We have searched for you, and we want to give you millions of dollars."

Whenever I get those emails I try to sound as completely insane as possible in my response. Normally that's the last time I hear from them, but I just got one a few days ago from some dude in Hong Kong, and I think I have a new pen pal.

All my response emails to him go something like this

"
OMG FUCK YES I'M RICH! SEND ME ALL THE MONEY! I CANNOT WAIT TO FLY TO YOUR COUNTRY WITH ALL MY MONEY AND HAVE SEX WITH SMALL CHILDREN!

SEND ME MY MONEY! I LOVE ASIANS! I'M SORRY WE BOMBED YOUR COUNTRY AND KILLED ALL YOUR RELATIVES! WHEER IS MY MONEY!?! "

Amazingly enough, he responds to me.. and I'm quite positive it's not an auto reply.

I love the internet, it allows me to meet new and interesting people.