Time: 8:45 AM
Music: Orbital - All Together
Drink: Water
I just woke up so my brain isn't quite working at full capacity yet, but I thought this was pretty funny.
So last night I was informed that apparently like 98% of SG-PDX thinks I'm gay. Now, not that it really bothers me that people think I'm gay, I'm very comfortable with my own sexuality, but I'm just thinking what the hell. Apparently if you are a male, and you don't look like you still rely on your mother to dress you every day or bathe you then you are, in fact, the gay. So I must surmise from this that in order to be percieved as a straight male I must go roll around in the gutter and not brush my teeth for 90 days. I'm going to make a shirt that says "NOT THE GAY" on it and wear it to the next SG-Gathering.
I love being popular. Popularity rocks especially when you're popular with the government. People really like me in government cause they're always sending me fan mail and what not. My 2 most recent fan letters have come from the IRS, and the Department of Safety respectively; the first being this notice that tells me that since I'm so cool, I get to give them another $1k for some money that I didn't report on my earnings in like 2001, and the second is this really sweet letter I just got telling me that my license is no longer valid because I didn't pay some tickets. WOOHOO! Sorry people, it takes a long time to work up such a popular image like mine.
Speaking of tickets, lets see.. I've had quite a few really cool ones.. Traffic Police, oh how I love thee, let me count the ways
1: Misdemeanor for Wreckless Driving - $1000
2: Speeding in a Construction Zone w/ Workers Present - $600
3: Speeding - 75 in a 35, $400
4: Speeding - 98 in a 60, $250 (state trooper)
Umm.. okay thats all I can remember right now. Tickets are fun, I keep a collection of them on me at all times like trading cards.I play magic the gathering with them "I CAST MAGIC MISDEMEANOR MISSILE ON YOU!"
Oh yea, I forgot to talk about this the other day, but so I had my test in Kung-Fu this weekend and have managed to progress to another level, +5 health, +10 dexterity, +8 mana. What I'm looking forward to now is the fact that I'll be learning my broad sword form soon, as well as this bad ass internal form. The test was pretty fucking tough though, lasted from 5:30pm on Saturday till almost 10:00 that night.
This journal is just one long list of random thoughts today. I could write something more profound, but I guess I don't really feel like it. But so I start school today @ PSU, continuing on w/ my IT major. I'll be at school on tuesdays and wednesdays from basically 5:45 - 9:30, which is cool and everything cause I'm happy to be back in school but it also really sucks cause at least for this semester I'm going to have to miss 1 class of kung-fu and 1 class of yoga a week. The yoga isn't as big a deal, since I take it 3 times a week, but the kung-fu sucks cause I only have it twice a week, so now I'm down to once a week, which means I'm going to have to supplement it with private lessons.
So what do you think is one of your biggest faults? ( Dont you love how I jump around on topics like this??) I was just thinking about myself last night in this context so I was wondering what the rest of you out there in robotland thought. Personally, I think my biggest fault is the fact that I'm not well cultured when it comes to literature. I haven't read ANY of the classics, nor the almost classics, nor the cool popular books. I've read alot of computer books, but that doesn't really count as far as what I'm talking about. It's been a goal of mine lately to start reading alot more, and especially with fall/winter upon us and the fact that I have Powells, the best book store ever, right down the street from my house , I think I'll get the opportunity.
Alright gotta go shake that ass for that dolla dolla bill ya'll. L8s.
Music: Orbital - All Together
Drink: Water
I just woke up so my brain isn't quite working at full capacity yet, but I thought this was pretty funny.
So last night I was informed that apparently like 98% of SG-PDX thinks I'm gay. Now, not that it really bothers me that people think I'm gay, I'm very comfortable with my own sexuality, but I'm just thinking what the hell. Apparently if you are a male, and you don't look like you still rely on your mother to dress you every day or bathe you then you are, in fact, the gay. So I must surmise from this that in order to be percieved as a straight male I must go roll around in the gutter and not brush my teeth for 90 days. I'm going to make a shirt that says "NOT THE GAY" on it and wear it to the next SG-Gathering.
I love being popular. Popularity rocks especially when you're popular with the government. People really like me in government cause they're always sending me fan mail and what not. My 2 most recent fan letters have come from the IRS, and the Department of Safety respectively; the first being this notice that tells me that since I'm so cool, I get to give them another $1k for some money that I didn't report on my earnings in like 2001, and the second is this really sweet letter I just got telling me that my license is no longer valid because I didn't pay some tickets. WOOHOO! Sorry people, it takes a long time to work up such a popular image like mine.
Speaking of tickets, lets see.. I've had quite a few really cool ones.. Traffic Police, oh how I love thee, let me count the ways
1: Misdemeanor for Wreckless Driving - $1000
2: Speeding in a Construction Zone w/ Workers Present - $600
3: Speeding - 75 in a 35, $400
4: Speeding - 98 in a 60, $250 (state trooper)
Umm.. okay thats all I can remember right now. Tickets are fun, I keep a collection of them on me at all times like trading cards.I play magic the gathering with them "I CAST MAGIC MISDEMEANOR MISSILE ON YOU!"
Oh yea, I forgot to talk about this the other day, but so I had my test in Kung-Fu this weekend and have managed to progress to another level, +5 health, +10 dexterity, +8 mana. What I'm looking forward to now is the fact that I'll be learning my broad sword form soon, as well as this bad ass internal form. The test was pretty fucking tough though, lasted from 5:30pm on Saturday till almost 10:00 that night.
This journal is just one long list of random thoughts today. I could write something more profound, but I guess I don't really feel like it. But so I start school today @ PSU, continuing on w/ my IT major. I'll be at school on tuesdays and wednesdays from basically 5:45 - 9:30, which is cool and everything cause I'm happy to be back in school but it also really sucks cause at least for this semester I'm going to have to miss 1 class of kung-fu and 1 class of yoga a week. The yoga isn't as big a deal, since I take it 3 times a week, but the kung-fu sucks cause I only have it twice a week, so now I'm down to once a week, which means I'm going to have to supplement it with private lessons.
So what do you think is one of your biggest faults? ( Dont you love how I jump around on topics like this??) I was just thinking about myself last night in this context so I was wondering what the rest of you out there in robotland thought. Personally, I think my biggest fault is the fact that I'm not well cultured when it comes to literature. I haven't read ANY of the classics, nor the almost classics, nor the cool popular books. I've read alot of computer books, but that doesn't really count as far as what I'm talking about. It's been a goal of mine lately to start reading alot more, and especially with fall/winter upon us and the fact that I have Powells, the best book store ever, right down the street from my house , I think I'll get the opportunity.
Alright gotta go shake that ass for that dolla dolla bill ya'll. L8s.
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i want a cigarette.
For some reason I'm just drawn to dorks, geeks and nerds...it's a gift. I am always attracted to the people who are shunned by everyone else and they become my friends...I'm wierd like that I guess. If I go into a classroom and there are three people in there I would sit next to the dorkiest person without even knowning it. *sigh*
My biggest faults? I have a lot...one is that I tend to yell and get crazy-psycho mad at people I really love...I yell and jump to conclusions and stuff. I think it's because in my subconcious I know I can verbally abuse them and
they will still love me. This would include immediate family members (mom, dad, sister), and my best friend.
You know what would be fun? You should join my online Shakespeare class (see? you can be well read, that's why I'm taking it)...then we can totally dog on each other on the online discussion message boards and the teacher and everyone will think we totally hate each other....which wouldn't be that far from the truth I guess. It would be fun! All you do is read the plays she assigns for the week and then talk about it...every now and then we have a paper...but there are no tests and no class meetings. WOO!(t)