Monday Jan 30, 2006

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GOD. DAMNIT.

I just accidentally rubbed my own man chowder in my FUCKING HAIR! fucking bitch!

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bambi:
aaaaaaaaaaaaw come on !!
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moniker42:
gross

Sunday Jan 29, 2006

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It's amazing how I've changed in the span of the past few years.

I used to be so consumed with so much that I find completely pointless now and it makes me wonder how I ever lived like that. Now instead of getting excited about a turbo for my car, I get excited about new plants for my house(8 new plants today, w00t) . Instead...
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synnove:
rice cookers are fucking awesome.
eli:
this is good

Thursday Jan 26, 2006

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Hooray for new widescreen laptops loaded to the gills with features, and paid for by your work.

Hooray for awesome bikes.

Hooray for 2 fat kitties with mittens for paws.

Hooray for Vegan grocery stores, and now not 1 but FUCKING TWOO ALL VEGAN DOUGHNUT SHOPS!

Hooray for Deez
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user080840832:
wow, a happy post by Ami.
luci:
you are so stylish! biggrin

Thursday Jan 26, 2006

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I believe that everyone in the world experiences the same thing.

Now that I've made such a broad generalization, I must clarify the idea. I don't believe that everyone goes through the "exact" same situations, but I think we all experience the same life. Life is a communal phenomenon that traverses the boundaries of individual experiences and I believe that we each experience different flavors...
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morgan:
I was actually thinking about this same issue really recently. I was telling a friend that no hardship I experience, and probably no thought I have, is truly special or unique. She didn't get that I didn't mean that in a bad way, I just meant that even if it seems like two people are going on completely different paths, our life experiences are usually pretty similar in some way.
committed:
yeah...those are the mellow pics...wait till i show you the hardcore ones... kiss

Wednesday Jan 25, 2006

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And even the stars were envious..
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desidia:
If I was a star I'd be too busy trying to become a blackhole as quickly as possible to notice.
lyxzen:
how very POETIC.



ha.

Wednesday Jan 18, 2006

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"I love my crazy life."

One rainy day this winter ,as I stood on the train welcoming the sight of downtown Portland, I met a most interesting person. He got on, dripping wet, a few stops before mine looking like he'd been through hell and back. "Nice bike" He said to me, as I tried to pretend that my headphones were actually on in my...
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nattytattat:
That's insane. I met someone just like that on the beach one night last fall....reading your journal gave me the chills. I had to go back and look at the journal entry I wrote about it. It was September 22. His name was Josh (the other beach bums called him Chili Dog because he was skinny and hot). I thought he looked a bit like Connor Oberst. He was train hopping also from Canada. All he had was a guitar and spoke about how he gave his warmer sweatshirt to another homeless person. From conversation, I could tell he was intelligent and spoke about time spent in other countries. He said he would only be staying in San Diego for another week, then it was time to move on. The whole situation of how I ended up talking to him was really odd, but intriguing, so I hung out with him and 2 other bums on the beach for about 30 minutes by their campfire. They offered me some sushi they had rescued from the trash and hidden in the sand. They were some of the most real people I had met in a while and the short time I spent with them was a true gift and change of perception for me.
sonja:
ive been to work..after that my mum came over and we played a new game called: where are we going on my mums birthday
we had a box with some european citynames
and well it looks like we re going to the netherlands for some days.. it ll be fun
after that i had some tortellini and then i tried to get some sleep...that was the fun part cause i couldnt sleep until 5am or something..now im off to my tattooist to get some more ink done..weeesmile

Tuesday Jan 17, 2006

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Occasionally, when it's raining outside and I decide to be lazy and take the bus instead of ride my bike in the rain, I revel in the freaks (me excluded, obviously) who ride the bus.

So this morning, I'm sitting on the bus and there is this completely G-Unit stereotypical gangster looking guy sitting pretty close to me listening to music. I don't think this...
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babybeezer:
whatever, Ricky Martin is way hardcore.
msstabby:
sweet rig. What colors is it going to have? And what wheel set are you getting?

Sunday Jan 15, 2006

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Okay, this is fucking weird.

So I was just looking at the stats of my webpage: www.normalboy.com , and I like to see where linked traffic is coming from.. and I see a curious URL: http://www.imbrugliamail.com/

I don't know what the fuck IMBRUGLIAMAIL means, but whatever it is, it redirects to my website. surreal surreal surreal surreal surreal surreal surreal surreal surreal surreal
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mistersatan:
Good, maybe THAT will finally keep you out of my bushes.
sonja:
"Hi, my name is __Sonja__. I think you are fucking awesome."
haha im sorrywink how are you,stranger?

Monday Jan 09, 2006

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I really wonder sometimes if you'll ever get tired of the same routine; working till the weekend, then drinking. It seems like such a sad excuse for life, and I think you take things for granted. I am inspired by your lack of inspiration.

My biggest fear is waking up one day and realizing I'm mediocre, and this is the single thought that drives me....
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sandman226:
I'm having really bad 80's flashbacks now. Thanks a fucking lot!
vim:
those pink pants don't look too environmentally friendly...you crazy-ass liberal.

confused

Sunday Jan 01, 2006

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ryan:
can you make me one of those hockey stick thingers?
user080840832:
i like this one best.

Thursday Dec 29, 2005

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I Will Eat Your Soul

Fuck you and your fucking pretentious "I'm going to be really healthy / stop smoking / molesting my kids / blah blah / bullshit" New Years Resolution. Everyone knows you're not going to do shit but sit on your dumb ass and do the exact same fucking thing you've been doing for the last how ever many years. I mean...
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dicey:
Haha, I know you hate me but you amuse me tremendously!

Have a happy new year!

Ps: I loathe Ipods and those stupid plastic bands as well...
mathilde74:
My resolutions : not to stop smoking. biggrin


I love your
"9: That whole "Woe is me. I'm dark and mysterious which makes me sexy" attitude."

"10: The gross misuse of the word "Burlesque" when everyone knows you're just a damn stripper, shit."

and
"2: Rich jewish girls. They're rich, they're hot, and they killed Jesus. What could be better?!"

For this
"5: AIDS. Mark my words, one day it will be trendy to have aids. Why not this year?"
You know in France for a part of very young barebakers it is trendy. sadly trendy.

Thursday Dec 01, 2005

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Ahh.. nothing like going to a lab and jerking off into a cup on your lunch break.

But the fruits of my labor have sprouted and I got the results from my Post-Vasectomy Sperm Search that I'm officially sperm free! Talk about STDs.. shit if children aren't STDs I don't know what are.

So. who wants to fuck?
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erin:
new years plans? c'mmmaaaan.
brokenbeatnik:
Merry Christmas!
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