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I got the crazy picture of the two axis of evil of of Goggle search....the JPEG is as stands. Sorry...Goggle search was Cheney.

Hope that helps! Thanks for stopping by....

Possibly.. I have to go look thorugh shit.. I can give you details on how to make it.. which half Jack, Sally's or both?

Mmkay

Sally:

You don't have to be exact on the dress if you can't afford to be or if you don't have the time, this alone makes it really simple. Just go buy a cheap witches dress and a lot of diffrent scraps of fabric, cover the dress in patches made from the scraps f fabric.. you can leave parts of the dress showing if you want or you can cover the whole thing. For her hair.. some people suggest yarn.. I used wax to make skinny fake dreads and then just used orange/red hair spray color... the effect was actually really good. Grey base makeup everywhere where skin shows... remember to use a light powder so it dosnt run or make a mess. The stickes can be done with a mechanicle eyeliner pencil or with a fine tipped paint brush and black paint. Remember that they arn't just small stickes they go all over her body and connect to each other.. she didnt have holed in her that were stiched.. she has diffrent pieces on her. Fake eyelashes really make this outfit work oddly enough. For shoes a pair of black jap-flaps work.. with rolled down knee high black and white stripped socks.

Jack:

Costuming Jack is pretty easy. Take a black evening jacket.. perferbly one with tails, but one without will work as well. (If you have tails... make them a little tatterd looking) Take piece of chalk and draw the pin-stripes on the jacket... it takes some work but the effect is GREAT very Tim Burton. And the chalk actually stays on... Do the same to a pair of black slacks. His ti actually has to be made... you can use anything from a black puff ball to a black knee-hi nylon rolled up in a ball as the base of the bat. For the wings you'll need some black fabric and iron in wire.. ask the people at the fabric store.. they can help you with it. The make up is tricky.. it all depends on if you want something realistic or if you want a jack face... realistic is normally a bit more easy and safer... the cartoon look can very easily turn out to look silly... your best bet may in fact be just to buy a Jack skellington mask.. they do sell them. If you had more time then I'd suggets making one out of paper-mache... that works REALLY well. I'd suggest a pair of black shoes or boots with the costume and if you dont want to have to paint your hands them wear black gloves.

If you have a third person its hillariouse to dress them up in a white sheet as Zero, buy a fake bone to carry around and make sure the person barks a lot... for the nose you can either glue a red ball onto the sheet or cut a nose hole in the sheet and put a clown nose on the person.

Hehe, no prob man. Now, to send you some aftersun gel, so you won't go from looking like Hellboy, to looking like Freddy Kreuger.

Oh man, I just saw this entry now. Hopefully you get a comp down there, so you can see my "Have a safe and fun trip" message from me. And yeah, the 3d Spidey ride is freakin awesome. I rode on it the summer it came out. 6 hour wait! AGHLL!

Happy birthday! Yeah...so I totally don't know about sexual favors being birthday gifts. Girls don't want to do stuff like that with me, much less even talk to me. But hey, handjob or gift certificate at Red Lobster? Hmmm. Hehe. And...well sorry to sound like an asshole, but yeah, it technically is cheating. However, you have tried to contact them (was there acrimony before, or was everything ok? If the former, you do have a bit of an edge, but women will kill you for anything. If the latter, you're screwed.), so I totally just put the rest of this thought in those parenthesis, so look to those for my answer. Haha. Anyways, enjoy the rest of your birthday, and if at all possible, note that several times on your exam for possible freebies.

*Edited because I spelled "your" like "yoru," hence making me a ponce.

[Edited on Aug 11, 2004 4:34PM]

women do have the power. because we know what you want [and it's not just sex], and we can with hold it from you, or use you for it.

something humorous... last year when i went to see placebo, in my somewhat forward centre position in the pit i passed out, and caused a ripple through the crowd. i woke up on the floor and people's faces were turned to me and not to brian molko. i went out to get some water, and while i was doing so one of my 6'3 friends passed out. but he didn't wake up for a while, and had to be carried out by our little friend. friend and i stole someone's seats for the rest of the concert, i remember particularly pure morning, because i was holding onto his hand, knowing when he was fading in and out of consciousness by the tightness of his grip. he finds it embarassing, but i find it amusing.

I couldn't see any point in posting this in Lit Club because it could be just two guys discussing one book and that's not much of a spectator sport.

I was going to say that, the more I've read the more I'm impressed with how much he doesn't write. In that there's a lot for the reader to infer. It happened to fall open at an earlier page today and I read an early part. It was, in my opinion, subtley very smart. In a way that wouldn't stand out on first reading but would if you re-read it with the information you'd gleaned from the rest of the book. I admire the authors restraint in not wanting to highlight every bit of cleverness and leaving some things there for those that happen to spot them.

Of course, it's possible that I'm a simpleton and everyone in the world would get these references straight off the bat. When you've started the book and are in a few chapters drop me a line because I'd like to see if someone else has or hasn't picked up on all of this subtlety from the get go.

Cheers,

dg

Oh dear. Quite the predicament for you b-day. I suggest sitting there, be quiet, and enjoy the meal and sights. Hehe.

damn you! wish a girl had cooked for me like that on my bday

so yea that makes it official, i have heard enough people say that film was shitty, so im definiatly not seeing it now. Besides i know what happens at the end because of some bastard. give jj a whats up, by his post he is obviously feeling down.

Contract your appreciation of Pulp Fiction versus Reservior Dogs. Why do you like Pulp Fiction more?

Air is the shit!

And don't you forget it.

Yeah, Metropolis is just one of those films that you can really see how much movies can be an art.

lol, i have heard alot of things but it dosent get under my skin. I just honestly want to bury all that immature shit. I think we both probably said our share of unfair things. what it comes down to is if ya ever need a buddy im here.

ps: and no i havent heard it, yet, lol i anticipate its arrival.

He is secretly going to kick your ass next time he see's you, watch out..ha