amberly

Yeah, I'm definitely sick of people asking me the same shit, but you had enough interesting thoughts on my junk that I would be happy to indulge them. (Q1)First of all of course it hurt, if it didn't everyone and their grandpa would have one. How's that for a mental pic, sorry. I got both apadrayvia's done one after another. Those were the worst, there are two layers of muscle in the head so it was like 4 piercings, and that skin naturally stretches so the exit wounds didn't come easy. Oh and they took 10 months to heal. The rest, other than the PA I forgot to put in, weren't bad except for the money and the patience it took to gauge them. (Q2)As far as being hard, apadrayvia's I presume, thinking about that makes me want to cry. The morning after I woke up with morning wood from hell, and it would not go away for an hour. I was thinking about a frenum ladder, barbells which run up the underside of the shaft and need to line up, so hard would have to be a must. I probably won't do it because of the cost of 15-20 piercings, but who knows, I haven't pushed the reset button on my soul lately. (Q3+4)No a guy did it and it was for the best. Not only is he one of the best in the world(seriously not bullshit) but I had enough to stress about at the moment without trying not to show my immensely uncontrollable enthusiasm towards a girl and her needle. I'm getting turned on just writing that. How's this for back to reality, he was gay too, but completely professional.(Q5) The 2 at the tip, and the PA for that matter would definitely reek havoc on your insides especially in a certain SPOT. My rings hold many secrets including multiple insertions, a handle to grind the bean, and I don't call them doogie door knockers for nothing. I almost forgot, as you can see, I flip one up for a cock ring, and those 3/4 inch balls envelope the clit.(Q6)The ones I don't wear all the time are the PA(pain in the ass to piss) and the 2 rings are replaced with barbells. The rings stretch me out to the point I've sat on my boys before. That and you can tell those aren't my keys making that noise.Some other questions- no they don't rust in the shower, yes I can get through the metal detectors as long as I'm not wearing the rings. If I had a child it would not be born with braces. I don't have to run for shelter ina thunderstorm, they have been known to screw up TV reception. I do plan on applying a small electrical current through them, when practical. And finally when I'm 80 and in a nursing home rockin the wheelchair I'm going to have hydraulics put in, but no ground effects, that's just creepy. THAT'S ALL



[Edited on Dec 29, 2005 11:24PM]

well you can't have it all but those aren't horrible aspirations for a new year. you never know what can happen.

as for the dude - does he just not want you or what? do you know this or are you assuming?