amberambles

My Rhyme:

I'm hot like a blind man
listening to porn
cute like a baby doll
before it gets born
mismatched like the kernels
on indian corn
like a friendship bracelet
that's never been worn.

I'm fake like a plastic deer
on an urban lawn
I'm a birkenstock boy
with his socks still on
I'm a shadow in a room
before the lights turn on...
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This is life
over twenty one
staring straight down the barrel
of a Duck Hunt gun

This is life
so fuck and fight
Ain't never gonna win
on The Price is Right

This is life
Nine to Five
Get ready for years
You're barely alive.

-Mellow.

I don't take my schizophrenia medicine because it makes my psychic powers go away.

Elevators are the hands that masturbate the cities' lonely, erect towers. With great pleasure they do this dutifully, up and down and up and down. In return for their services they receive semi-erotic button pushes from all manner of clients.

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(what, I can't have html?)

Smokey the Barbie no longer has to be ashamed of her exposed no-no places...only her massive plastic cameltoe.

Have you ever had one of those days where you think someone is going to die in your bathtub, but then they don't?

I have.

I start working full time again tomorrow, because I ran out of money and my parents won't give me any.

Nothing really happens. Yesterday I went swimming topless and a bunch of people saw my boobs but most of them seemed intimidated. It probably wasn't mine, though, my friend that I went with is a double D cup.

Jimmy and I did it and I...
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Today I watched this B movie from the early 70's about some satanic hippies that ate some meat pies with dog blood in them, and they got rabies from them and went insane. Somewhere along the line, they maybe bit some construction workers, so they were rabid too. (I missed the middle because I was making mashed potatoes and kool aid.)

So, basically, the whole...
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