It was so grey and smokey today, I felt like I was driving straight into a scene from Grindhouse. Which made me smile.
I've said it before and I'll say it again...dentists are sadists. And no I didn't "do it to myself" because it was a cleaning and x-rays. The words "you're not going to like me after this" only come out of a sadist's mouth. Of course they have to take x-rays of the same teeth over and over until they're just perfect, smiling over you while you're gagging and bleeding. I hate going to the dentist.
Dentist: You'll need a nightguard to protect your teeth from grinding at night. We can work out a payment plan.
Me: I grind them during the day too. What causes that?
Dentists: Stress. Lots of stress.
Me: I'm grinding them right now.
If worse comes to worst, I can always file them down into sharp little points and scare boys who stare at me.
I've said it before and I'll say it again...dentists are sadists. And no I didn't "do it to myself" because it was a cleaning and x-rays. The words "you're not going to like me after this" only come out of a sadist's mouth. Of course they have to take x-rays of the same teeth over and over until they're just perfect, smiling over you while you're gagging and bleeding. I hate going to the dentist.
Dentist: You'll need a nightguard to protect your teeth from grinding at night. We can work out a payment plan.
Me: I grind them during the day too. What causes that?
Dentists: Stress. Lots of stress.
Me: I'm grinding them right now.
If worse comes to worst, I can always file them down into sharp little points and scare boys who stare at me.
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marcybeth:
i walked outside after work and it was ASHING. ashes were fluttering around in the sky like snow. it was bizarre. damn these fires.
amatterofgrace:
how holocaust-esque