My tooth hurts. 
I hate it when it starts hurting like this. It means I have to go to the dentists (Which scares the crap out of me). I can go as soon as a pay off the previous bill but, until then I have to comes to terms with the fact that mouth is going to go into crippling spasms of pain every 2...
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I hate it when it starts hurting like this. It means I have to go to the dentists (Which scares the crap out of me). I can go as soon as a pay off the previous bill but, until then I have to comes to terms with the fact that mouth is going to go into crippling spasms of pain every 2... Read More
Yippy! No hangover! 
I have to say that Fat Tuesday is my favorite holiday. It makes so much sence to me, if everbody let their hair down once in a while, this world would be a much better place to live. Oh sure, the exchange of "Pleasure for Treasure" is all fine and dandy but it's more than that. It about releasing inhabitions. It's about...
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I have to say that Fat Tuesday is my favorite holiday. It makes so much sence to me, if everbody let their hair down once in a while, this world would be a much better place to live. Oh sure, the exchange of "Pleasure for Treasure" is all fine and dandy but it's more than that. It about releasing inhabitions. It's about... Read More
Too drunk to tyype. I had a good time but now I'm very intoxinated. Hope you'rer Tuesday was as good as mine. 
freyja__:
i like to keep vodka as my out-of-the-house beverage.
wine is my in-home friend.
drink lots of water for that headache
wine is my in-home friend.
drink lots of water for that headache
I had a 'Fight Club' momment today at work. Thought you might enjoy it.
"The glow of the newly replaced florescent bulb gives my desk a sickly gray appearance. I've got a headset clamped over my ears with the random chattering of Steve and Alice from the 'Central Office of Random bullshit'. This new bulb is buggin me. All of the little imperfections jump out...
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"The glow of the newly replaced florescent bulb gives my desk a sickly gray appearance. I've got a headset clamped over my ears with the random chattering of Steve and Alice from the 'Central Office of Random bullshit'. This new bulb is buggin me. All of the little imperfections jump out...
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freyja__:
thanks, sweets.
demigauge:
yeah you better watch out for those dust devils...they will make you sneeze a shitload if you make them angry
Today I've realized something quite disturbing. I was checking my Junk e-mail just to see what kind of interesting crap I've been sent and there's been a significant change in the type of junk mail I get. I used to receive all kinds of wonderfully absurd messages like "Cum see farmgirls that know how to handle a 'cock'". But now I'm seeing fewer emails from...
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fillerbunny:
Are you kidding? I'll bet middle aged men spend more money on porn each year then any twenty something year old. Think about it. You're more likely to NOT be getting any when you're forty or so.... right?
Are you kidding? I'll bet middle aged men spend more money on porn each year then any twenty something year old. Think about it. You're more likely to NOT be getting any when you're forty or so.... right?
This one's for you elisabeth:
SPECIAL REPORT:
Apparently the dishes in the sink are refusing to support my civil embargo on the closet, which is now under the control of rebel forces that are calling themselves "The Clorox coalition". If I can manage to convince the TV and the Computer to support me, I may still be able to reign supreme.
SPECIAL REPORT:
Apparently the dishes in the sink are refusing to support my civil embargo on the closet, which is now under the control of rebel forces that are calling themselves "The Clorox coalition". If I can manage to convince the TV and the Computer to support me, I may still be able to reign supreme.
elisabeth:
Hehe. Awesome
mistersatan:
Just look out for the microwave- I hear that bitch has been talkin' shit about you behind your back.
I think I may have gotten the upper hand on my laundry but I'm pretty sure there's a band of rebels hiding in the closet. The rebels themselves are nothing that I would really worry about, just a bunch of clothes from the late 80's and early 90's. But I understand their leader is an old Tennis shoe and If memory serves me, That was...
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elisabeth:
No, no, do go on. Sorry, I'm just up too late here and yeah. Your laundry saga amuses me.
MisterSatan, you rule. I read you're profile and I don't think I've ever heard of a sexual position called "The SpeedWeiner shuffle". I'm not interested in a personal lesson but If you have any reading material or perhaps some diagrams that would be great. The only foreseeable problem is that I don't think I could stop laughing long enough to get it up.
morgan:
but man, you have to understand the problem with leaving the seat up. It's not at all an issue of neatness. Imagine going to the bathroom in the middle of the night...you're sleepy, barely awake, but you gotta pee. You sit down and *SPLASH*. Your ass falls through the seat because you're skinny enough to actually fall down there (most girls are). I once got STUCK that way, my hips are kinda sharp and wide like that.
THAT'S why it's horrible to leave the seat up. At leat that second under seat, if that's what you're talking about.
THAT'S why it's horrible to leave the seat up. At leat that second under seat, if that's what you're talking about.
swingkitten:
You new?
Welcome to the site :-)
Welcome to the site :-)
I think I'm beginning to understand this whole "Laundry" thing. Oh sure they start out all clean and wrinkle free. But after a while this large pile appears and it starts to consume the rest of my apartment. I think it tired to choke me in my sleep last night.
It's a neverending cycle. For a long time I thought that the clothes were a...
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It's a neverending cycle. For a long time I thought that the clothes were a...
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elisabeth:
Hehe. I'm right in the middle of laundry and I just thanked my bedspread. Profusely
london:
All my laundry- clean or dirty- end up in these big huge piles that i endearingly refer to as my "hampster piles".... ;o)
Wow. I joined up just a few days ago and I can't get enough of you people. I haven't laughed this much in quite a while. Thanks I needed that.
hellkitten:
hehe... i poped over from elphie's journal. hiya
Anyone who loves wonder woman is cool in my book!
Anyone who loves wonder woman is cool in my book!
jordyn:
hey saw you around and thought i would stop by. So heres a big welcome to you.