Apparently the fine people at Subway think that I'm some kind of industrial-strength-slob. The amount of napkins they gave me could only be used if I somehow managed to completely miss my mouth and accidentally rub the sandwich all over my body...Not a pretty picture I assure you.
If you look at a Subway sandwich from the right angle it looks just like a Taco....
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If you look at a Subway sandwich from the right angle it looks just like a Taco....
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For your own protection I ask that you do not try and paint any mental pictures of what you read below...
I just got out of the shower and I'm primping myself. It really doesn't make any sense, I live alone, there's no one here to see the results of my superior shaving capabilities. No one to care that I smell nice and clean. I'm...
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I just got out of the shower and I'm primping myself. It really doesn't make any sense, I live alone, there's no one here to see the results of my superior shaving capabilities. No one to care that I smell nice and clean. I'm...
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clara:
Did you forget all the pretty naked ladies over there to your left?
Am I less of a man because I like to cuddle? I doubt it. There's nothing wrong witht two people enjoying each others company. I really could care less who it is, as long as there's soft skin and flirtatious kisses, I'm good. 
There are really so many parts of of a woman that go unnoticed. So many that don't get the attention they deserve....
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There are really so many parts of of a woman that go unnoticed. So many that don't get the attention they deserve....
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a35mmlife:
i had the golden ring and let it slip away...
John Malkovich is completely out of his fucking mind... He's my hero. 
My boss wanted me to write out goals for myself. S.M.A.R.T. goals they're called, theyre supposed to help me improve my work performance...stick it!! I didnt really like the sound of spending my precious time writing goals that Im not even going to try and accomplish. So, I started putting together a shopping list.
I'm getting low on non-essential goods; light bulbs, tin foil, sandwich...
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cancercrybaby:
That was one of the strangest things Ive ever read, But I did have one question, were the beans cold or did you heat them up at work.
clara:
I had no idea gypsies still existed. Go figure.
So it's spring time again and I'm hearing all kinds of people talking of love and it's various degrees. I go back and forth with this one daily. Is there such thing as true love? Could love at first sight happen? Is it possible to love the same person for the rest of your life? Is love a many splendored thing? Most days, I end...
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nammy:
Well said.
Bravo!
Bravo!
clara:
Yes, very well said!
The last few days have been quite sobering. The food poisoning was lots of fun. They say that the brightest stars shine the shortest amount of time. This was a huge star. I got a hold of something really nasty from the mall early in the day. It was some kind of spicy chicken with a side order of gut-rot. I made it through most...
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Food poisoning sucks. I used to take pride in the fact I haven't thrown up in 15 years. Hopefully I'll make it another 15.
I hate being sick
Don't eat at the mall no matter how hungry you are.
I hate being sick
Don't eat at the mall no matter how hungry you are.
Has there been a person that's gone through life without ever having lied? I'm not just talking about the big lies like; "I don't even know that girl." or "Who him? Oh sweetie, we're just friends." It's also the little ones that are supposed to spare other people's feelings like; "Size really doesn't matter." or "No, I don't think that outfit makes you look fat...
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a35mmlife:
i was born a liar.
louise:
i've been reading up a little bit on astral travel. which is a state in your dreaming where you slip out of your physical body so your astral body can travel wherever it would like to. everything in the physical world has a astral counterpart, including people. the part where it really gets tricky for me is that if you talk to the astral counterpart of someone you know in the physical world, they can only tell you the truth.
how do you tell a friend that you can no longer associate with them because your astral self hooked up with their astral self and learned some heinous things they think about you?
how do you tell a friend that you can no longer associate with them because your astral self hooked up with their astral self and learned some heinous things they think about you?
What if there was a socity that believed that tears were a weakness? What if they believed that it made them physically and spiritually weak? And what if the people of this socity did not cry?
What if they instead converted the emotions that caused them to weep into something else; feelings of pain and saddness turned into physical action. In order for them to...
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What if they instead converted the emotions that caused them to weep into something else; feelings of pain and saddness turned into physical action. In order for them to...
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2. Lemonheads are my favorite candy. Oh but Abba Zabba is damn good too.
3. 4:26 pm
I hate going to the doctor too, but this was getting ridiculous. I was gasping for air while SITTING, and going up and down the stairs in our house was killing me. I'm glad I finally broke down and made the appointment.