Apparently the fine people at Subway think that I'm some kind of industrial-strength-slob. The amount of napkins they gave me could only be used if I somehow managed to completely miss my mouth and accidentally rub the sandwich all over my body...Not a pretty picture I assure you.
If you look at a Subway sandwich from the right angle it looks just like a Taco. They cut the bread down the middle and open it to stuff everything inside, just like a taco. They grab a bunch processed cheese and meat and slam it in there, just like a taco. Then they sprinkle a few veggies in for color and wrap it up for you, just like a taco. And like a good little trained monkey, I eat it...just like a taco.
I've eaten so much crap these past few months that real food tastes odd. A garden fresh salad with a light vinaigrette sounds as foreign to me as a Big Mac would to a vegetarian. It's not that I don't want to eat stuff that's good for me; it's just that the Seven-Eleven doesn't really have a whole lot of selection when it comes to fresh food. I actually have to check the expiration date when I buy soda.
Who knew that Coke could expire? The first clue of course is the dust on the bottle itself. Coke and wine are not the same when time is concerned. I've told the manager, he smiles and just moves stuff around. He hides the expired stuff for a while. Then a few days later it's back on the shelf, sometimes they even go to the trouble of dusting it.
I would go to a real store but they're all closed by the time I get off of work. The closest one is a $10 cab ride; you'd think in this day and age that they would just keep everything open 24 hours a day.
In my fridge:
3 cans of PBR
1 jar of mayo
1 bottle of mustard
3.5 cubes of butter
0.5 of a bottle of flat Mt. Dew
2 packets of Ketchup
This is what I get for dinning at chez 7-11.
If you look at a Subway sandwich from the right angle it looks just like a Taco. They cut the bread down the middle and open it to stuff everything inside, just like a taco. They grab a bunch processed cheese and meat and slam it in there, just like a taco. Then they sprinkle a few veggies in for color and wrap it up for you, just like a taco. And like a good little trained monkey, I eat it...just like a taco.
I've eaten so much crap these past few months that real food tastes odd. A garden fresh salad with a light vinaigrette sounds as foreign to me as a Big Mac would to a vegetarian. It's not that I don't want to eat stuff that's good for me; it's just that the Seven-Eleven doesn't really have a whole lot of selection when it comes to fresh food. I actually have to check the expiration date when I buy soda.
Who knew that Coke could expire? The first clue of course is the dust on the bottle itself. Coke and wine are not the same when time is concerned. I've told the manager, he smiles and just moves stuff around. He hides the expired stuff for a while. Then a few days later it's back on the shelf, sometimes they even go to the trouble of dusting it.
I would go to a real store but they're all closed by the time I get off of work. The closest one is a $10 cab ride; you'd think in this day and age that they would just keep everything open 24 hours a day.
In my fridge:
3 cans of PBR
1 jar of mayo
1 bottle of mustard
3.5 cubes of butter
0.5 of a bottle of flat Mt. Dew
2 packets of Ketchup
This is what I get for dinning at chez 7-11.
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2. Lemonheads are my favorite candy. Oh but Abba Zabba is damn good too.
3. 4:26 pm
I hate going to the doctor too, but this was getting ridiculous. I was gasping for air while SITTING, and going up and down the stairs in our house was killing me. I'm glad I finally broke down and made the appointment.