Friday Feb 28, 2003

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This one's for you elisabeth:

SPECIAL REPORT:
Apparently the dishes in the sink are refusing to support my civil embargo on the closet, which is now under the control of rebel forces that are calling themselves "The Clorox coalition". If I can manage to convince the TV and the Computer to support me, I may still be able to reign supreme.
elisabeth:
Hehe. Awesome smile
mistersatan:
Just look out for the microwave- I hear that bitch has been talkin' shit about you behind your back.

Thursday Feb 27, 2003

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I think I may have gotten the upper hand on my laundry but I'm pretty sure there's a band of rebels hiding in the closet. The rebels themselves are nothing that I would really worry about, just a bunch of clothes from the late 80's and early 90's. But I understand their leader is an old Tennis shoe and If memory serves me, That was...
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elisabeth:
No, no, do go on. Sorry, I'm just up too late here and yeah. Your laundry saga amuses me.

Thursday Feb 27, 2003

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MisterSatan, you rule. I read you're profile and I don't think I've ever heard of a sexual position called "The SpeedWeiner shuffle". I'm not interested in a personal lesson but If you have any reading material or perhaps some diagrams that would be great. The only foreseeable problem is that I don't think I could stop laughing long enough to get it up. smile
morgan:
but man, you have to understand the problem with leaving the seat up. It's not at all an issue of neatness. Imagine going to the bathroom in the middle of the night...you're sleepy, barely awake, but you gotta pee. You sit down and *SPLASH*. Your ass falls through the seat because you're skinny enough to actually fall down there (most girls are). I once got STUCK that way, my hips are kinda sharp and wide like that.

THAT'S why it's horrible to leave the seat up. At leat that second under seat, if that's what you're talking about.
swingkitten:
You new?
Welcome to the site :-)

Wednesday Feb 26, 2003

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I think I'm beginning to understand this whole "Laundry" thing. Oh sure they start out all clean and wrinkle free. But after a while this large pile appears and it starts to consume the rest of my apartment. I think it tired to choke me in my sleep last night.

It's a neverending cycle. For a long time I thought that the clothes were a...
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elisabeth:
Hehe. I'm right in the middle of laundry and I just thanked my bedspread. Profusely smile
london:
All my laundry- clean or dirty- end up in these big huge piles that i endearingly refer to as my "hampster piles".... ;o)

Wednesday Feb 26, 2003

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Wow. I joined up just a few days ago and I can't get enough of you people. I haven't laughed this much in quite a while. Thanks I needed that. smile
hellkitten:
hehe... i poped over from elphie's journal. hiya biggrin

Anyone who loves wonder woman is cool in my book!
jordyn:
hey saw you around and thought i would stop by. So heres a big welcome to you. biggrin

Monday Feb 24, 2003

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"Comin' thru, Potty emergency"

People always want to talk to me when I have to go to the bathroom. What's wrong with you people? Can't you see me doing the "Potty dance"? Why is it that everytime nature calls, all I hear is other peoples voice's.

I find myself hoping that whatever is making my eyeballs float (eewwww) will eventually drown out the persistent burning...
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Sunday Feb 23, 2003

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Hmm, so many minds, so many thoughts, so many eyes to see, so many.