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Friday Jul 09, 2004

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So I just watched what I think may have been the funniest movie ever...seriously...
Cradle 2 Grave!

Tom arnold is in it, so is that fat black guy from Kangaroo jack...so of course it's not meant to be serious at all...

But at the end, jet li stuffs this nuclear weapon down the baddie's throat and the guy fries and it's cool, and I laughed so hard my head exploded...seriously...I have so much cleaning up to do now...

And then, the foxy black chick get's in a cat fight with Kelly Hu and does this dcrazy break your arm move and gets Kelly Hu to shoot herself with the Uzi!!!!!!!!!

I cannot express how violently entertainig this movie is...seriously...

I had another stupid Personal Computing exam the other day...Missed three stupid questions...one of which I know should have been right...fuck interactive exams and the horse they rode in on...what every happened to good old fashioned standardized tests that weed out the dar---....er I mean....oh...

No really...I love jokes they're fun huh?

So I still got a 90% on it, but I considered yelling about how stupid it was, but everybody already knows I'm a geek in the class, so why dig myself deeper right?

Finally...does anybody know where I can find a decent record player for a reasonable price, my friend and I have been searching for a while...no dice...none of them have needles..and neither of us knows jack shit about record players.

And all of the schools threw theirs away...
dragonchylde:
Yeah ill be there..so you can call me april..or dragon..doesn't matter..
Jul 10, 2004
smashedpumpkin:
yes...napoleon dynamite...i've seen it twice now and for good reason...it's one of those movies that leaves you chuckling the next day from the thought of it. definitely check it out! you'll see what i mean...

haha, i broke the needle on my mom's old record player awhile back when i was making roberta flack sing really fast...and...really...slow...whatever

i got my record player for christmas though, and it was new...not sure how much new ones are.
Jul 10, 2004

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