I just saw the "Diaper Divers" delivery/pickup truck drive by.
My life does not suck.
My life does not suck.
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#In the name of Kenneth Anger#
#we do what we do#
#In the name of Eddie Spaghetti#
#we do what we do#
My life has been a perpetual Murder City Devils song since before I knew who they were. And without the drink, it just doesn't stop. It's pain. It's heartache, and longing. But, I keep on trucking. If I didn't, I'd be a fool....
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#we do what we do#
#In the name of Eddie Spaghetti#
#we do what we do#
My life has been a perpetual Murder City Devils song since before I knew who they were. And without the drink, it just doesn't stop. It's pain. It's heartache, and longing. But, I keep on trucking. If I didn't, I'd be a fool....
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user8935778:
the back of my neck and shoulders is a little burnt. day after day i sleep poorly. and day after day i want my back removed. but tomorrow ill be better. tomorrow ill be smart. tomorrow i graduate.
Things I need to come full circle
1. My pickup in Wyoming
2. My pocketknife collection in Wyoming
3. My 9 month old beard to grow back
4. My flannel shirts in Wyoming
5. My Red Wing steel toes
6. My tan I get in Wyoming from working outside all the time
7. Ability to self realize "Jay, why the fuck are you in Oregon?"...
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1. My pickup in Wyoming
2. My pocketknife collection in Wyoming
3. My 9 month old beard to grow back
4. My flannel shirts in Wyoming
5. My Red Wing steel toes
6. My tan I get in Wyoming from working outside all the time
7. Ability to self realize "Jay, why the fuck are you in Oregon?"...
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user8935778:
how about. i slept so badly.
and woke up and right away called the doctor.. and her office is closed today. so im going first thing tomrorow morning.
i just want the lower half of my back removed.
and woke up and right away called the doctor.. and her office is closed today. so im going first thing tomrorow morning.
i just want the lower half of my back removed.
I'll share a lesson I learned at a young age. Another proverb from my dead Grandfather. "Always be a straight shooter"
Meaning: Telling people what they want to hear all the time isn't doing anyone a bit of good. The only good that will come out of it is a clear conscience for you.
It's not even a tough lesson to learn. Be honest with...
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Meaning: Telling people what they want to hear all the time isn't doing anyone a bit of good. The only good that will come out of it is a clear conscience for you.
It's not even a tough lesson to learn. Be honest with...
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user8935778:
i never stopped being nice to you moronatron.
i was just being a straight shooter.
i was just being a straight shooter.
bettietwoguns:
*smooch*
thanks for saying i'm georgous.
xoxoxoxoxox
you made my day.
thanks for saying i'm georgous.
xoxoxoxoxox
you made my day.
I just saw a guy in the store buying 8 (count em) EIGHT of those 24 packs of buttwipe. That and a kit kat.
I think he's giving that kit kat a bit too much credit.
I think he's giving that kit kat a bit too much credit.
emperor_tane:
Dude! Thats funny as fuck! I laughed my ass off after I read it. 
Tane
Tane
mia:
I'm just a teenage dirtbag... yeah.. I like your sexual position.. I'm sure it could be arranged... uhm, yeah. I do that allll the time.. I also like to leave guys in a bathtub full of ice. I mean.. i've said too much.
Paying well for social interaction.
Well, not that well. Just 6 bucks a month. Come and get it!!!
Well, not that well. Just 6 bucks a month. Come and get it!!!
I'm going to wake up at the crack of dawn to go play with my new shotgun. Then, to the gym to achieve mass gains. I'll then get home, eat a nutritious meal, and drink lots of water. I'll shower, feel physically terrible because of withdrawls, and go about the rest of my day. All before 9am.
And that will make me happy. That's what...
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And that will make me happy. That's what...
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I can be the worlds biggest retard sometimes. See? I told you that you aren't a retard. I'm the one with the downs.
I guess it's jjust hard for me to trust anyone. I've never been given any reason to ever trust someone. But, I trust you. I'm just a little scared is all. And, here in lies my defense mechanism. I'll get over it....
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I guess it's jjust hard for me to trust anyone. I've never been given any reason to ever trust someone. But, I trust you. I'm just a little scared is all. And, here in lies my defense mechanism. I'll get over it....
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allonblack:
Todays words of wisdom:
"Take it as it comes" - my alcoholic friend that has been dry for 9 months now.
"Every great couple has some amazing story about how they met. That's why I'm single. Nothing amazing ever happens to me" - George Costanza
"To love someone, is to abandon all fear" - The cook guy from Dinner & a Movie
The moral of the story,
"This is the part of me, that, learns from sitcoms" - Isaac Brock
Funny where you'll hear the exact words you need to hear and specific times. Thanks cook from Dinner & a Movie!!!
"Take it as it comes" - my alcoholic friend that has been dry for 9 months now.
"Every great couple has some amazing story about how they met. That's why I'm single. Nothing amazing ever happens to me" - George Costanza
"To love someone, is to abandon all fear" - The cook guy from Dinner & a Movie
The moral of the story,
"This is the part of me, that, learns from sitcoms" - Isaac Brock
Funny where you'll hear the exact words you need to hear and specific times. Thanks cook from Dinner & a Movie!!!
You're rid of me.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
user8935778:
you're so unfair.
you try and fix it. then you end it like that.
im doing the only thing i know how to do.
im not pretending. would you rather me fake it all?
fuck that. fuck that shit. you even say so yourself. i read your last journal entry.
what do you want me to say to you?! that ill just sit idlely by and watch you drink yourself into hell?
you want me to pretend that im ok with that?
I told you that you were at a crossroads..
and you chose to go to the bar.
you chose this. i never chose this. i didnt want this. you did this.
you try and fix it. then you end it like that.
im doing the only thing i know how to do.
im not pretending. would you rather me fake it all?
fuck that. fuck that shit. you even say so yourself. i read your last journal entry.
what do you want me to say to you?! that ill just sit idlely by and watch you drink yourself into hell?
you want me to pretend that im ok with that?
I told you that you were at a crossroads..
and you chose to go to the bar.
you chose this. i never chose this. i didnt want this. you did this.
To celebrate broken promises, I'm back until my account expires. I've already experienced a lifetimes worth of pain, so what's two more weeks?
So, before my Grandfather commited suicide, he wrote a note to give to me and for me only. I bought a Mossberg 12 gauge off a friend tonight and as I was searching for my cleaning shit I found the note in...
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So, before my Grandfather commited suicide, he wrote a note to give to me and for me only. I bought a Mossberg 12 gauge off a friend tonight and as I was searching for my cleaning shit I found the note in...
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thanks for the silliness! bye bye
she gave me 50$ for graduating today