allonblack

An open letter to the three people that flaked out and didn't call me today,

Don't ever, ever, ever, feel you have to tell me what I want to hear. I'm a big boy. I don't fucking care either way. My biggest pet peeve is shit like this. When I see you tomorrow, I'll be spitting in your beers when you go to the bathroom, and putting your toothbrushes in my ass when I use your pisser.

Now, buy me booze assholes.