allonblack

Ok I'll quit being selfish and add people to my friends list. I think I love Jackie too much to deny her anything....

And in honor of our #1 Bettie, 10 things you probably don't know about me, but more than likely don't want to know.

10: I have a tattoo of the Wyoming bucking horse.

9: I look up to musicians to fill fill...
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An open letter to the three people that flaked out and didn't call me today,

Don't ever, ever, ever, feel you have to tell me what I want to hear. I'm a big boy. I don't fucking care either way. My biggest pet peeve is shit like this. When I see you tomorrow, I'll be spitting in your beers when you go to the bathroom,...
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Since I recently lost my job I haven't been able to afford to go to the bar as much as I'd like. Which sucks because it's about all I like to do.

Go to Wimpy's and tie one on, read a book, and so on... So, tonight, I'm going to go get really, really fucked up right when Wimpy's opens, and, I'll eat ramen for...
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You can't stop Luxe. You can only hope to contain her.

I just got done watching Requiem for a Dream.

I don't really have words to describe whatever emotion it is that is going through me right now. I'm so disturbed but I feel so fucking human...

Gahh

I thought PI was a serious mindfuck....

Disco disco, good good.

I saw the last girl on the planet I needed to see today. Bought some sour mix. Filled the flask. Bought a back up pint. Getting tickets to Pretty Girls tonight. It's on.

Never in a million years has a girl destroyed me as bad as she did. Haha Jesus. Destroyed.

*insert picture of the A-Bomb exploding* here....

Tonight well be the first night since last Saturday that I've slept in my own bed.

Here's to Slayer, submarine movies, and benders the likes of which you have never seen.

Slayer.

Fucking Slayer!

I've discovered something! Gather round!

Now, the majority of folks around here I would say find Office Space funny, yet we don't work in offices. Then, there is this entire sub culture of people that find that movie funny that do work in offices.

They say things like "that's so true!!!" and "where's my stapler?" and "mmmkayyy"

But I don't think they realize... they are...
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Zingers. Bathrobe. No pants. No showers. Interesting smells. Neck hair. Old ranch dressing. Empy bottles. Dishsoap all over my leg. Narcisism. No smoking. Remnants of it all.

You can never truly go home. It's where you die you know......

When I die it better be grand and very very manly.

If I die from a tire blowout and my car flipping off the Fremont... I'll be pissed. If I fall asleep while my house is on fire, and I don't wake up, I'll be pissed.

But, I'm in a bar and a knife fight breaks out and I try to break it up with...
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