I will say this one time: If the Yankees lose this series, I will congratulate my friends who are Sox fans... then I will go on a multiple-state rampage of mayhem and carnage the likes of which this country has never seen. Just warning you. HonkeyKong and clydeftones will be my wheelmen.
3:01am... I wasn't going to say anything until after Game 6... Then the Yankees fucking lost. Now I can't sleep and I'm staring down a Game 7 that could end up being one of the most anticipated sporting events of the last 50 years. Up 3-0... win 19-8 in Game 3... and the Yankees can't close the fucking deal?!?! Now the Sox could do something that no team has ever done in the history of baseball... Jesus, I'm going to hurl.
Let me get this straight... Curt Schilling's FUCKING BLEEDING ON THE MOUND but the Yankees never lay down a bunt to get him to move and aggravate his sore ankle? I'm no pro ballplayer, but I played enough Little League to know that you do whatever it takes to exploit an opponent's weakness. Every fucking Yankee hitter wanted to be Aaron Boone. Everyone swung for the fences. Jon Leiber didn't even pitch all that bad... but when you give him no run support, what do you expect?
And another thing, when did all these hot women on SG become Sox fans? What's up with that?!?!
The Yankees have Jeter... I thought all women loved Jeter?
3:01am... I wasn't going to say anything until after Game 6... Then the Yankees fucking lost. Now I can't sleep and I'm staring down a Game 7 that could end up being one of the most anticipated sporting events of the last 50 years. Up 3-0... win 19-8 in Game 3... and the Yankees can't close the fucking deal?!?! Now the Sox could do something that no team has ever done in the history of baseball... Jesus, I'm going to hurl.
Let me get this straight... Curt Schilling's FUCKING BLEEDING ON THE MOUND but the Yankees never lay down a bunt to get him to move and aggravate his sore ankle? I'm no pro ballplayer, but I played enough Little League to know that you do whatever it takes to exploit an opponent's weakness. Every fucking Yankee hitter wanted to be Aaron Boone. Everyone swung for the fences. Jon Leiber didn't even pitch all that bad... but when you give him no run support, what do you expect?
And another thing, when did all these hot women on SG become Sox fans? What's up with that?!?!
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heartlikeagun:
I kinda have to like the Yankees, clydeftones would disown me if I didnt.
josearcadio:
The end of the curse is in sight! But I am sorry that your team lost, even thought I am happy the Yankees lost.