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alice

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Thursday Oct 09, 2003

Oct 9, 2003
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ten reasons that i'm cooler than you:

1. i go through a bottle of power steering fluid in a week.

2. my boots are falling apart.

3. i'm moving soon, but i haven't packed any boxes yet.

4. i'm rarely on time for work or school.

5. i've got that leathery interior and no a/c.

6. i have a paper due tomorrow and i haven't started it yet.

7. my clothes are always always always covered in cat hair.

8. my TA doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom. and then she touches my papers.

9. i accidentally touched a dead cockroach with my barehand the other day.

10. i obviously don't have much of a life outside of school.





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lucky1336929:
preach on. ive got 2 jobs and school and a girl.


what is sleep?
Oct 12, 2003
bliss:
13. You have a better fantacy than anyone on the site!
Oct 13, 2003

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