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Madam LaPlace and I just got back from a 3 day weekend in Gatlinburg, TN with 4 hormonally emergent teen boys[ my one and three of his buddies]. We are kind'a in the transition between airsoft pellet guns, Wii's, and girls. They notice the cuties as long as there aren't any junk toy shops in site. The oversize transitional feet are a clumsy complication as well[ my son's are size 13]. Yes, Gatlinburg is a tourist trap, and its over commercialized, but its still a great place to go if you want to dis appear and be totally anonymous. In that way its just like NYC, except its only 30 miles from the house. I have never once seen anybody I know from my home town there. We drove up and down the main shop district in the Mountaineer Mom and Dad up front and the four testosterone factories riding in the 2 and 3 seats. We played "Police" CDs for about a day, then the boys got tired of Sting. We had to switch to AC-DC at about 250 watts. The local country type gentry were not too well impressed with the decibels or the content either day. I didn't dare spring Bob Marley on any of them either inside or outside the car. Ran after dark everyday and I think I finally broke the 7M/mile speed block I had previous to this weekend. Don't know if it was physical or psychological, but its gone now. I'll be sub 6 in no time now. Kids back at the hotel burning up the Wii . Madam and I walked the shop district holding hands for miles. Stopped in every shop and never bought a thing. Last week we were arguing fire and divorce about the Mustang and now we're back in the Honeymoon mode[ and she's buying me the car ! ] Ain't love grand.

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