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Tuesday Nov 25, 2003

Nov 24, 2003
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Ah... Thanksgiving in Ohio with the grandparents. What a wonderful experience.

Highlights included:
Super Walmart, southern accents and pick up trucks
Only 1 stoplight in the entire town of Sardis, Ohio
Main street is a stone road with houses on the right and the Ohio River on the left
My ancient grandparents still insist on driving even though they are going blind
I found a photo of my grandpa proudly holding up some dead squirrels that he killed
My cousin grabbing and rubbing my brother's buff shoulders and purring into his ear 'I wish my husband had muscles like you!'
All my aunts and uncles are on their third marriages
My cousin was married at 15, divorced at 16, has a kid, is not married, and lives in a trailor... She had the audacity to ask my sister "Are Alexis's boobs real?"

Yes, they are.

For those who have missed me on HBO, I made screen grabs of each shot I was in. You can view it here:


mememememe

xoxo alexis
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naja_haje:
I have eaten squirrel once. The guy who shot it was really upset because he blew the head clean off, and there weren't any brains left to tan the hide. surreal

since i'm editing for hillbilly grammar let me add miao!! ooo aaa love

[Edited on Dec 06, 2003 1:35AM]
Dec 5, 2003
silence_breaks:
is it even legal to be married at 15? that's some intense stuff, dude. glad your thanksgiving was interesting, to say the least. have a great weekend, take care.
Dec 6, 2003

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