alaspooryorick

I said white Christmas, asshole! White! Not wet! Seriously, the rain's really been coming down here today. Every time it rains, half the people in Atlanta drive like it's never fucking rained before, turning on their emergency flashers and shit. Then there's the other half, riding the asses of the first half like anti-lock brakes can defy the laws of physics. Well, you won't skid into him dumbass; you'll just keep rolling into him! And anybody who isn't involved in a wreck has to slow down to look at the ones who are.

I had a dream last night that I was buying a Harley. I'd never actually do that. They're rumored to be pretty unreliable; plus they're too "in". I just don't do trendy all that well. Oh, and there's the way too friggin' expensive factor, too.

In the CD player right now is Coolest Christmas. It's a pretty good disc, with everything from Eartha Kitt's "Santa Baby" to the Bowie/Bing Crosby Little Drummer Boy duet. I don't like the Beach Boys tune on it, and "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" has worn pretty thin, but overall it's a pretty good disc. Yeah, the Eartha Kitt track gives me wood. So sue me.

Peace