ala

Dear Santa,

Thanks to you, I will never pay off my credit card.
I am eating too many cookies and will soon have a gut like you too.
I can't afford firelogs right now so I'm watching the fireplace channel and waiting hours for that hairy man-arm to change the wood so I can point and yell about it to anyone in the room.
What I would like for christmas is for people to tip me lots at the restaurant.
I would also like "pattermaking for fashion design" by helen joseph armstrong and an espresso machine or maybe just a good pair of shoes for winter because my feet are always cold and/or wet when I'm outside.
Anyway, hope your christmas goes well.
Sorry if I don't leave cookies and milk out. I'll probably end up eating your cookies and I fear the milk will attract the upstairs cats who like to come in the windows.

Merry Christmas!
Ala