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There are so many help requests the page won't load.

Thanks, guys.

Why can't you just send yourself your own fucking password instead of whining to me about it not working and how you're sure you typed it in correctly because the "password troubles" box couldn't possibly apply to you?

But yeah, I made it to NC just fine; I got in yesterday because I spent an extra night in Dallas hangin' out with dunx's mom and reading Excalibur, the last book in the warlord trilogy by Bernard Cornwell. If you've never read it, I suggest you go pick it up. It starts with The Winter King and continues with Enemy of God, in which Lancelot marries a... well, you're just going to have to read it. It's totally awesome and fucked up. I also read this really fucking rad book called Gates of Fire, which is about the battle of Thermopylae. Like, the guys in the warlord trilogy were Men, but like, the spartans were Men. Holy Jebus. At one point during a battle the narrator takes a spear to the stomach and his guts start falling out so he finds a leather strap, cinches them back in and keeps fighting! So yeah, go read that too. The same author also wrote a book called Tides of War, which is about the Peloponesian (I know I spelled that wrong; there's a double letter in there somewhere but I'm too lazy to go into my brother's room and find his book and I can't access google when I'm connected to... it's a long story. Anyway, I spelled it wrong.) War, but I guess it's not as good. I mean, Thucydides already did it, right? Har har.

Oh sweet, I've figured out how to get some help requests to load. I'm going to go do that now, you ungrateful bastards.

Oh yeah, it looks like I'm going to have to start drinking a lot of gin and tonics because there are so many mosquitos right near my new house that I'm sure I'll get malaria if I don't.