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In this picture, dunx and I are feeding each other live goldfish. I guess it was taken by recoveringmale at the bug eating contest on Saturday. Some of you may remember me eating 10 live fish at the bug eating contest last year.



I was kinda pissed this year because I wanted to eat more fish but some jackass just grabbed the container and drank them all. I know fish aren't bugs, but like, one of my goals for while I was in college was to swallow a live goldfish and I just barely made it. I did it like 2 weeks before graduation last year. Thank goodness!

Friday was really weird. Thesis parade was really great and I drank tequila and saw Venice and Absinthe and Alorha and Scylla (who gave me the makeouts) and Mei and some other people from SG, I'm sure, and tons of other hot people who were drunk and wanting to make out. Awesome. Absinthe was really sweet and gave us her card so we could shower in her dorm. Then we went to the beer garden and drank and talked with profs and people we haven't seen in too long. We also played some pool. I ended up not even getting to sleep that night and just lying in bed until around 8:30 or 9 when a friend came over for a bit. We finally made it back to campus around 1 on Saturday and drank in the beer garden under the sun. There was Jeopardy and the bug eating and bands and friends, and it was good. The night ended with watching Pirates of the Caribbean until the wee hours. at about 2 am I received a text message from our friend Brendon's phone that said something like "suck my cock, meet me in my bed" which we thought was just someone being drunk and fucking around, but we found out the next day that he'd lost his phone the night before. So that's kinda sad. Then I got to sleep hard. I only slept for about 6 hours, though, and I kept waking up with my right arm asleep. Today was chill, with more beer garden, and more pool, and it was warm but not hot. I also saw hitchhiker's guide, which I really loved. I kinda feel bad for people who see it but haven't read the book(s). I think the motivations for a lot of the things that happened in the movie are explained better/more in the book, making the book a bit less random.

Man, I'm tired. And that was a LONG paragraph. Sorry about that. I just got all tired and rambled, which is something I do too often.

Happy May!