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When dunx showed up at my house around 10 on Saturday morning he wasn't looking so good. I didn't have very high hopes for kicking a lot of ass and fucking a lot of girlfriends, but after convincing him that it would be okay if he slept for a few hours and getting him a shower he seemed a bit more coherent. I still had to drive, though, which meant he was in a pretty bad way. We got Dick's and I forgot the whiskey because I'm stupid, so we went back to my place and watched movies instead of paying money to watch movies because we could fall asleep at my place for free. I also got my ass kicked by a table. That sucked. So the only ass that got kicked was mine (and then I got up at 6:30 to go swimming) and the only girlfriend that got fucked was... shit, I guess we forgot about that part. Well, you can't win 'em all.




Hide your ass and your woman, because we're coming to kick one and fuck the other and it's anyone's guess as to what we'll do to what.