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Last night, as some of you might have noticed, I hung out with MisterSatan. We drank warm beer and played video games and posted on SG. Apparently there's a large group of people out there who think I'm not funny. They think I'm boring and predictable (I admit, I'm predictable, but only in the nature of my posts) and I ruin other people's fun. To them, I say:

Stop taking everything so fucking seriously. Lighten up and learn to laugh at yourself. Let's put high school behind us along with all that bitterness you never got to take out on the "popular" kids. Golly.

Today at swim practice I busted my goggles. They were due to be replaced soon, but I was hoping it wouldn't be THIS soon. I went the rest of practice without them and now my eyes are sorta angry. I forgot how the water goes in through your tearducts and into your nose. I ran cold water over my eyes when I got home, and I forgot how much more than stings thatn the pool water. I look like a damn stoner. At least I don't have to do anything today.

I noticed a lot of you don't have very high standards when it comes to whether or not a person is fuck-worthy. I hope I never have the unfortunateness of getting tricked into fucking you somehow. Seriously, a lot of you didn't even say you had to like the person. For me it's more than the person being nice and funny and cocky (but not too cocky) and good looking and acting interested. I can't put my finger on it, but it's something to do with them understanding what I want and still being okay with me.

I don't know.

I'm going to go eat some spaghetti.