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Oh my god. We did abs yesterday at practice. My tummy started to hurt before I even went to bed. I can't sit up. Yes, I'm lying down to write this. Ow ow ow. *cries* But enough of my whining. It's time for the first of many weekly email answerings.

Dear Strong Rad,

The hippies are at it again outside my window.

What can we do to make them stop?

Sincerely yours,

PunkJr
Seattle, WA

Well, Dinosaur Jr, there are many ways to get hippies to stop. The easiest and most fun way is to set them on fire! That makes those dirty hippies leave right quick, and you might even kill some of them in the process. If you're not into killing (which might make you a damn dirty hippie yourself) you can try stealing all their weed. Without weed, the thing that gives hippies their powers, they'll get bored and go home and take showers and rethink their stupid smelly lives. Lastly, you can try blasting country music to try to counteract their crappy Phish and Greatful Dead bullshit.

Good luck,

Strong Rad

So, until next time, keep sending me your emails and I will answer them. Poorly.