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My mom says that aside from your loved ones dying, looking for a job is the worst thing that happens to you in your life.

As such, she's very nice about my all-consuming apathy on the subject.

Here are some jobs I would enjoy. If you know anyone who has an opening, let me know:

trampoline tester
matress tester
vibrator tester
ice cream taster
jelly bean taster
beer taster
book reviewer
male model reviewer
trophy wife
number theorist
snark expert
hat model
shoe designer
interior decorator
trend setter
hot secretary