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Sunday Jun 30, 2002

Jun 30, 2002
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One of my friends from high school found me on here, but it was sorta by accident because he was looking for EMO girls.

What a whiner.

So like, on Real Sex they had a feature about male Real Dolls. Wow. They were, uh, pretty real looking. But the girls on there had bad implants, and it scared me. But then there was a bit about burlesque, and this girl was all stoked because she wasn't really a stripper... but she was, because she was actually stripping. Man, I love it when strippers actually strip. Like, I like exotic dancing, too, but it's best when they do a little tease deal. I was watching the show because I wanted to see the pony kids, but I guess I missed them. Pony girls are so cute!

At least I got to watch a scary X Files. Thank goodness I get to sleep in a bed with people tonight.

I've decided that I dress too matronly in everyday life, and that I need to spice it up on a regular basis. No, no, I wasn't inspired at all by the latino boys in the pride parade. hot damn!
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jessica:
Dude, I saw that show and my man-friend started getting really turned on when the gals had sex with the fake man dolls. I thought that was funny, but really weird. Oh, and the girl who started crying about burlesque dancing saying "mom, I'm doing something important now" or something to that extent. Um, okay. Hey, I guess if you can use a dildo, you can use a whole fake man too. Hmm... Off to Toys R US
Jul 1, 2002
al:
Yeah, I was really confused because I came in halfway through the doll bit, and this chick is totally giving this guy a tit job on HBO2... you could see where I would be alarmed, because those dolls look damn real.
Jul 1, 2002

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