Dear Friday,
Thank you for finally making your way here.
All the love in my heart,
aks
Dear Dating Karma,
I knew you were holding out on me. It's time for you to put out. Fork it over.
I'll beat it out of you and I'm not kidding,
aks
P.S. Okay, I am kidding. Mostly.
Dear Breasts,
Thanks. For reals, I appreciate the job you're doing. Keep it up.
Heh,
aks
Dear Inside My Head,
Shhhhhhhhh.
--Thanks--
--aks---
Thank you for finally making your way here.
All the love in my heart,
aks
Dear Dating Karma,
I knew you were holding out on me. It's time for you to put out. Fork it over.
I'll beat it out of you and I'm not kidding,
aks
P.S. Okay, I am kidding. Mostly.
Dear Breasts,
Thanks. For reals, I appreciate the job you're doing. Keep it up.
Heh,
aks
Dear Inside My Head,
Shhhhhhhhh.
--Thanks--
--aks---
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
gilby:
I suck at meeting people, and suck at flirting with people.
pirate_romeo:
Don't beat up your dating karma. You might break a finger and that could ruin your future career as a wor;d-renowned expert in the field of zooarcheology. Leave the dating-karma-beatdown to me. 
After all it's not like my own karma could get much worse.
After all it's not like my own karma could get much worse.