Friday Jan 16, 2004

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After Your Three Wishes...Blow It Out Yo' Ass

Just downloaded three Ludacris albums. I don't know why, but I'm strangely into his music. I'll just be over here at work shaking my skinny ass. It will be skinny if I keep up with this weight lifting shit. I will be buff.



Increase My P.E.N.I.S. Length

Does anyone buy this shit? Why the hell do I get 15 of these spam messages daily? Is someone spying on my small pee-pee? Are the women I've been with in the past playing some sort of mean joke? Anyway, I love how they put periods after every letter in penis to avoid spam killing software. I would love to get my hands around the neck of these people. Who's with me?



Nobody Likes Me

Where the hell has everyone been. I used to know people on this joint. Effem.



Today's Song:
The Beatles - I Want You (She's So Heavy)

Yeah...I know, I know....but it has a cool part in it.
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rebecca:
man, "lullaby" is an excellent book. i made the mistake of reading it late at night when no one else was in my old, old house.

i get the penis ads too. i don't even have a penis. really. quit doing that skeptical look with your eyebrow. now! dammit.
nicolelee:
looks like i'll be in pittsburgh for the latter half of the week. i have to come home on tuesday night for work on wednesday and thursday morning. so if you would like to get the fuck in touch with me in one way or another, lets try to link up on either of those nights. finally.

n*

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