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Rubb A Dubb Dubb

My hands are so dry I can scrape the paint off of an automobile. Every winter my hands turn into sandpaper and I become the lotion king. Pretty smooth. I drank a little too much last night. I never drink on Monday, but I had to do some freelance work. Repetitive work I might add. Drinking makes me feel normal...that's a joke.



Anyone Wanna Take a Bath?

I smacked my head in the shower this morning. No marks, but a really good ringin'. First time I've seen stars in months. Maybe since the last time I smacked my head. Doo doo doop de doo doop da dee bop do.



I Finished the Internet

I'm having DSL service installed at home. Finally, I can download good internet porn and wack it all over the place. Just kidding. Isn't the broadband service industry a fucking rip off? I couldn't get a cable modem because I don't have cable yet. So to get cable modem service, I have to pay 45.00 a month for cable and 40 for the internet. Fuck that. What a scam. That's why I went with DSL. It's only 35.00 a month. I don't have a dining table, but I have internet. How's that for priorities.



Fuck this guy. Buy this action figure.



SG Army

Why do they call it that. Corny. Anyway, I have a new desktop up. Peep it.



Today's Song:
Radiohead - Exit Music (for a film)