Sunday's are for Relaxin'
Yeah, not this Sunday.
I've been packing so much shit into boxes, it's ridiculous. Thanks for the help friends. Not you people online, but the countless friends I helped relocate throughout the years. Fuckers.
My brother decided he'd let me use the truck next weekend if "he has nothing else to do that day". Yeah, that's reliable. I might as well continue my battles with U-Haul....great.
Did you ever realize how much shit you can pack into a small space when you have to? I mean, I'm not a pack-rat by far but you should see all of this shit. Completely amazing.
Bring on the Death
I'm going to see Death Cab for Cutie on Tuesday. I'm sure I'll have digital stills for all that care. Let me know if you want some. I wish I could shoot video, but my boss won't give up the good DV cam.
Free Cocaine
So I'm at the bar on my sex hunt (just kidding) and I get to talking to some peoples.. Ok, female peoples...and I'm doing pretty well. There seems to be an interest from one particular girly throughout the night, which isn't bad because she comes off fairly intelligent. Maybe I wanted sex, maybe I didn't...doesn't matter right? So the night winds down and here's the decision time. Do I try to bring her home or not. It's apparent that the ball is in my court and I have the upper hand here.
Around 1:45 she made my decision easy. She looks at me with her intentions all on her face and spouts the fatal words of a white trash shitbag whore: "Do you have any coke?"
I fucking hate cocaine. It's one of the only drugs I've never done. As a matter of fact, if you do cocaine, don't talk to me. Remove me from your contacts list and tell me to remove you from mine. I'll be happy. I have no respect for you. I hope you die of cancer. I hope you watch your children die of cancer. That is all. Apparently,
I feel strongly about the matter.
Today's song:
Fugazi - Blueprint
Yeah, not this Sunday.
I've been packing so much shit into boxes, it's ridiculous. Thanks for the help friends. Not you people online, but the countless friends I helped relocate throughout the years. Fuckers.
My brother decided he'd let me use the truck next weekend if "he has nothing else to do that day". Yeah, that's reliable. I might as well continue my battles with U-Haul....great.
Did you ever realize how much shit you can pack into a small space when you have to? I mean, I'm not a pack-rat by far but you should see all of this shit. Completely amazing.
Bring on the Death
I'm going to see Death Cab for Cutie on Tuesday. I'm sure I'll have digital stills for all that care. Let me know if you want some. I wish I could shoot video, but my boss won't give up the good DV cam.
Free Cocaine
So I'm at the bar on my sex hunt (just kidding) and I get to talking to some peoples.. Ok, female peoples...and I'm doing pretty well. There seems to be an interest from one particular girly throughout the night, which isn't bad because she comes off fairly intelligent. Maybe I wanted sex, maybe I didn't...doesn't matter right? So the night winds down and here's the decision time. Do I try to bring her home or not. It's apparent that the ball is in my court and I have the upper hand here.
Around 1:45 she made my decision easy. She looks at me with her intentions all on her face and spouts the fatal words of a white trash shitbag whore: "Do you have any coke?"
I fucking hate cocaine. It's one of the only drugs I've never done. As a matter of fact, if you do cocaine, don't talk to me. Remove me from your contacts list and tell me to remove you from mine. I'll be happy. I have no respect for you. I hope you die of cancer. I hope you watch your children die of cancer. That is all. Apparently,
I feel strongly about the matter.
Today's song:
Fugazi - Blueprint