Family Time
I love my sister, but she can be a humungous bitch. Yesterday I I had to print out a paper for my tennis class (yes, I'm taking a tennis class, and yes, we did have to write a paper for it.) My computer doesn't have the proper port for my printer cable, rendering the printer useless, so I asked if I could use...
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I love my sister, but she can be a humungous bitch. Yesterday I I had to print out a paper for my tennis class (yes, I'm taking a tennis class, and yes, we did have to write a paper for it.) My computer doesn't have the proper port for my printer cable, rendering the printer useless, so I asked if I could use...
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loretta:
Vibrators
A few days ago the girl I'm seeing told me she wanted two things: a wooden cooking spoon and a vibrator. I stopped by Dreamers after playing a tennis match (I lost, but I covered the court pretty well; wearing the ankle brace really did make a hell of a difference). I had no idea there was such a variety of vibrators from which...
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A few days ago the girl I'm seeing told me she wanted two things: a wooden cooking spoon and a vibrator. I stopped by Dreamers after playing a tennis match (I lost, but I covered the court pretty well; wearing the ankle brace really did make a hell of a difference). I had no idea there was such a variety of vibrators from which...
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The innocent shall suffer...big time
Thanksgiving hasn't arrived yet and there is already squabbling amongst my family. My half-brother doesn't care to subject himself and his son to his crazy mother, so he invited himself to Thanksgiving with us. Now, I'll admit that inviting yourself to someone else's Thanksgiving is kind of an asshole thing to do, but I'm willing to overlook it because I...
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Thanksgiving hasn't arrived yet and there is already squabbling amongst my family. My half-brother doesn't care to subject himself and his son to his crazy mother, so he invited himself to Thanksgiving with us. Now, I'll admit that inviting yourself to someone else's Thanksgiving is kind of an asshole thing to do, but I'm willing to overlook it because I...
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zero:
something like that...
something like that...About 5 years ago my friend Ryan Hastings died in a really big car accident. He was driving with his girlfriend home from debate practice in the middle of a huge rainstorm when a truck crossed the dividing line and slammed into his car head on. I remember the last thing I said to him was "See you tommorrow." I've always regretted saying that, and...
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adoreartemis:
*hugs* I've never lost a close friend, but I always make a point of telling people I care about that I love them.
I will post an update about my birthday weekend later this evening.
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nic:
I can't remember most of it, and I'm assuming the same will count for you if your birthday went according to plan.
stacie:
i get up so early because my shift starts at 6am.
Happy Birthday to Me
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nic:
Nah its usually not that heinous but every now and then I go in and am faced was such rampant cuntery that I can't hold back. I have zero patience.
deathtoforls:
Yes, I suck. No, not intentionally. Cruising down Lamar in rush hour traffic, guess who ran outta gas? Guess who also had only 17 pennies in her whole car? Yeah, that was me. I owe you coffee or something, and a major apology. 
Bad Back
When I was 17 I attended my friends birthday party. At this party was a trampoline, and being kids at heart, me and a bunch of my friends decided to jump on it, which is really unsafe, by the way. As I was coming down, three of my friends were bouncing up. The force of me going down and the force of the...
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When I was 17 I attended my friends birthday party. At this party was a trampoline, and being kids at heart, me and a bunch of my friends decided to jump on it, which is really unsafe, by the way. As I was coming down, three of my friends were bouncing up. The force of me going down and the force of the...
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hifigoddess:
yikes. and i've been jones-ing for a good romp on a trampoline.
p.s. happy birthday.
p.p.s. my "current crush" used to be the same.
p.s. happy birthday.
p.p.s. my "current crush" used to be the same.
Birthday Card
My grandfather sent me a birthday card. It reads:
The best things in life can't be bottled or sold. With the exception of margarita mix.
True dat, grandpa. TRUE DAT.
My grandfather sent me a birthday card. It reads:
The best things in life can't be bottled or sold. With the exception of margarita mix.
True dat, grandpa. TRUE DAT.
midnyte:
Whao, Gnomes sound ruthless!
Effective Vs. Ineffective
How not to ignore me:
1. Read my journal, specifically to see you if you are mentioned in a less than stellar light.
2. Post a comment in which you state that I won't leave you alone.
3. Continue to engage me in dialogue.
How to ignore me:
1. Click "Update Your Page"
2. In the section marked "Manage Your Ignore List",...
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How not to ignore me:
1. Read my journal, specifically to see you if you are mentioned in a less than stellar light.
2. Post a comment in which you state that I won't leave you alone.
3. Continue to engage me in dialogue.
How to ignore me:
1. Click "Update Your Page"
2. In the section marked "Manage Your Ignore List",...
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shesinparties:
seriously, grow up........ or just grow. i do not take direction from short pussies.
Tested
I took a battery of STD tests today, and they all came back negative. So, huzzah for me. In other news, Auburn called me out and claims I'm pompous, rude, and short. I didn't know 5'8 counted as short, but I guess it's all relative. As for pompous, it's hard not to be when you're the sexiest motherfucker on planet earth. And as for...
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I took a battery of STD tests today, and they all came back negative. So, huzzah for me. In other news, Auburn called me out and claims I'm pompous, rude, and short. I didn't know 5'8 counted as short, but I guess it's all relative. As for pompous, it's hard not to be when you're the sexiest motherfucker on planet earth. And as for...
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shesinparties:
i based my opinions on you from the rude remarks you wrote in my journals as well as others. seems weird to me that every other person that reads my journal and comments on it is nice and wants to be friends of some sort. if you will recall, you are the one that started writing me, and kept doing so after you got pissy and took me off of your friends list. januar and i have become friends because we have both been the victims of your little rants, and we laugh our asses off at you. i am on this site to meet people and have a good time, not to be picked on and judged by someone that i didn't even choose to contact in the first place. nobody else has bashed me on here, i guess you are just special. as for your predictions of my having no future, fuck you, how would you even know about that. i am sorry if my occupation does not live up to your standards, but i make good money and take care of myself. i tried to make it clear that i didn't want to talk to you a while back, but you just kept on, so just think about that. i really don't care about your post, it's not like you have a whole lot of people reading your childish ramblings anyway. and yes, you are short, and you get shorter with every word you say. maybe you should read up on the napoleon complex, might do you some good. have a nice day 
variety:
wow! You sure are an ass Akiva. Sorry I missed pizza night I was drunk and high and fucked up about the job thing. Good news is that I think I've got a replacement job coming in soon. In the same area and everything, so I DON"T have to move!! Yeaaaa!!!! Damn right you've got a clean bill of health on that STD thing. That's always a nice thing to know! What else is going on lately?
4 Year Anniversary
I didn't realize until someone at the coffee shop brought it up, but today is the four year anniversary of the destruction of the trade towers. I suppose that's a good marker of how indelible an imprint that day left on my psyche.
A few things I remember from the day: driving to school and hearing on the radio that an airplane...
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I didn't realize until someone at the coffee shop brought it up, but today is the four year anniversary of the destruction of the trade towers. I suppose that's a good marker of how indelible an imprint that day left on my psyche.
A few things I remember from the day: driving to school and hearing on the radio that an airplane...
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haden:
thanks hun. you would be one to keep me on my toes. everyone is always weird about correcting me. just do it! if i ever pay enough attention to something long enough and notice, i would.
shesinparties:
i thought i made it clear a long time ago that i didn't want to talk to you. you are a pompous, rude short guy, good riddance.
Court
So a Catholic, a Muslim, and a Jew are all playing tennis. No punch-line. I joined the UT tennis club and I traded shots with a Catholic and a Muslim.
I don't understand why people still consider me a Jew. I haven't believed in any sort of God for years, but all the people who know me still refer to me as "the Jew",...
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So a Catholic, a Muslim, and a Jew are all playing tennis. No punch-line. I joined the UT tennis club and I traded shots with a Catholic and a Muslim.
I don't understand why people still consider me a Jew. I haven't believed in any sort of God for years, but all the people who know me still refer to me as "the Jew",...
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variety:
yeah, well, I'm not complaining at this point, it's still ok. I've got a couple of things lined up, just have to decide where I want to move to, or if I want to take a little pay cut and work tons more hours to stay here.
variety:
haha, if I knew the insurance would pay for it, I'd burn it down to the ground!