akiramai

A man walks into a bar accompanied by a cat and an ostrich. He and the ostrich order pints. The cat has a brandy but says he's not paying. The bartender serves the drinks and announces the total. The man puts his hand in his pocket and slaps the exact money on the counter. They drink up and leave. This goes on all week, all three having the same drinks, the cat refusing to pay and the man putting the right money down without even looking. At the end of the week when the performance is repeated yet again the bartender can stand it no longer. He indicates the money on the counter. "How do you do that?" The man explains he found a magic lamp and the genie granted him three wishes. Instead of untold wealth which could become a tax problem he asked for enough to pay his way whenever he put his hand in his pocket. "And the other two wishes?" the bartender asks, impressed by such foresight. "A tall bird with long legs and a tight pussy."

I need to enjoy my first wish for a while . 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙