Saturday Sep 06, 2008

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I don't need my cell phone to play video games or access the internet or double as a walkie talkie - I just need it to make a phone call. Why is getting to level four of tomb raider no problem but to have a simple conversation i have to stand on a hilltop with my nuts wrapped in tinfoil? When it comes to cell...
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Sunday Jul 01, 2007

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Call things what they are. If your morning coffee contains crushed ice, whipped cream, and caramel, it's a milkshake. Same as if you cook your cocaine on a spoon and smoke it, you're not freebasing; you're a crackhead. And if you go down on your boyfriend after he gives you a new fur coat, you're not celebrating your anniversary; you're...
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