David downloaded about 4 gigs of porn over the last....4 months, i guess it would be. Well, because of this, Sammy got a viris that crashed his system. Sammy had to reformat. This means all the work i'd done since the last crash is lost.
The last crash was because of David as well. I could prolly go thru my journal and find the exact...
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The last crash was because of David as well. I could prolly go thru my journal and find the exact...
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Bored, bored, bored, bored....and hungry. Goddamnit. Went to Pekin and Sammy was asleep. It didnt really hurt my gas-hand, still have a fullish tank. I think. But it was a waste of fucking time. It took me 20 mins to wake the fucker up. Then he mumbled about beating some boss with a parachute or something 
I hate my friends.
Atleast i do right now....
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I hate my friends.
Atleast i do right now....
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phoolsfire:
claude levi-strauss, he inventied structural anthropology...(god theres no cool way to say this, i am a dork). just that there are some components that are cross cultural orgin mythes or cosmologies....? ok, like the story of a savior who was aboandon by his mother and sent down stream in a basket who would later save the world...blah etc. this happens in like six different cultures.. the same thing with like goldie locks. ughhhhh...
he is related to the jeans guy.
oh yeah, evil world undoing......its the little things, like find some uneducated youth and tell him....i don't know, oh..
like tell him eldridge cleiver (?) was working with che guavera(?) to promote capitalism and help bulid the economy and its such an intragal part of our "brilliant capialistic nature" as an american, and thats why all those kids in highschool have theose "ch'e" shirts....
i call those people like "Amanda" homogenous pilgrims of beef wittedness.
he is related to the jeans guy.
oh yeah, evil world undoing......its the little things, like find some uneducated youth and tell him....i don't know, oh..
like tell him eldridge cleiver (?) was working with che guavera(?) to promote capitalism and help bulid the economy and its such an intragal part of our "brilliant capialistic nature" as an american, and thats why all those kids in highschool have theose "ch'e" shirts....
i call those people like "Amanda" homogenous pilgrims of beef wittedness.
I've so much writing on my arm, it's ridiculous. Either i need to bathe more often, or write less on myself. Before suspicions arise, i bathe once a day. but in 24 hours, i have a tendency to write alot. 'Specially if i'm tired, have a thought and am armed with a Sharpy. see the profile pic if you doubt my...Sharpyness.
i have Come TO...
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phoolsfire:
i could never get into the whole hellraiser thing, i don't know, something about being written by the same guy that did that david copperfield movie, lords of illusion.*laughs* but i did like people under the stairs, although, if you watch that movie and james and the giant peach and any adams family movie all in the same night, that promises some fucked up dreams. 
"domesticated man".... i don't get it, none of us are out killing our dinner and building a fire. we've been selecting for easier human "domestication" for years now. i tell you what... i'll domesticate that lady right on her......big fat stupid head....(sorry i couldn't think of any thing better, it's been a long day)
"domesticated man".... i don't get it, none of us are out killing our dinner and building a fire. we've been selecting for easier human "domestication" for years now. i tell you what... i'll domesticate that lady right on her......big fat stupid head....(sorry i couldn't think of any thing better, it's been a long day)
30 days, motherfuckers! 30 motherfucking days! gah-hahaha! This sucks so hard! i would give my left nut to jack-off tonite without remorse....wait a sec....scratch that.
I do feel an overwelming since of achievement going this long.
When can i quit? when can i go back to having the option to whack it if i want to?
maybe soon. maybe not.
its the fact that i...
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I do feel an overwelming since of achievement going this long.
When can i quit? when can i go back to having the option to whack it if i want to?
maybe soon. maybe not.
its the fact that i...
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phoolsfire:
did you see coffee and cigerettes? you said you liked vignettes. yeah i totally for got how bad heavy metal 2000 sucked, but i never rented it twice, i saw pieces of it at a friends house the first time, and they were all like, "you got to see the whole thing". i pass by it in the video store and it just seems like abad idea. .....amazon women on the moon however, that movie gets funnier every time i watch it.
oh yeah did you ever see that "drinky crow" online comic about how the crwo saves money for suicide your situation made me think of that and grin
oh yeah did you ever see that "drinky crow" online comic about how the crwo saves money for suicide your situation made me think of that and grin
phoolsfire:
hey, being the fetish type you are, you might want to check out chloe's lates post.
I have a pain I'm my stomach. It's around where the ol belly button is, and it only hurts when i piss, yawn, stretch, or use my abs in any other way. It's amazing how often one actually uses ones stomach muscles...amazing....i mean, who knew?
This leads me to believe that it's a pulled muscle of sortsit leads me to hope it's a pulled muscle...
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This leads me to believe that it's a pulled muscle of sortsit leads me to hope it's a pulled muscle...
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phoolsfire:
whoa, ball shaving and deep spiritual insight 
are you really interested in learning about extinct humans?....i'll be in peoria this weekend if you want a crash course. ayahuasca is not my idea of a fun time, but then again i could never get the hang of the latest eating disorder in highschool. its an herb/vine in south america used for ethno medicinal healing. ATTN: do not try at home, do not used unsupervised... its some crazy shit....litteraly upon secondes after ingestion you gain insight to the supernatural world and get real aquainted with a toilet bowl. let me know if your up for anything on saturday...
are you really interested in learning about extinct humans?....i'll be in peoria this weekend if you want a crash course. ayahuasca is not my idea of a fun time, but then again i could never get the hang of the latest eating disorder in highschool. its an herb/vine in south america used for ethno medicinal healing. ATTN: do not try at home, do not used unsupervised... its some crazy shit....litteraly upon secondes after ingestion you gain insight to the supernatural world and get real aquainted with a toilet bowl. let me know if your up for anything on saturday...
b57913:
ack all i see is
you should get a photobucket, I think it's still free
you can also make you photoB account private, if that is why you don't host images on SG. I put a lot I dont want people pouring over all the time in mine
[Edited on Dec 11, 2004 10:11PM]
you should get a photobucket, I think it's still free
you can also make you photoB account private, if that is why you don't host images on SG. I put a lot I dont want people pouring over all the time in mine
[Edited on Dec 11, 2004 10:11PM]
phoolsfire:
ok ok, so
the three yesed turkey of skull loves anal monkey sex abd eats pussy like a pig, he isnt happy, hes sad because...(and this is where you lose me)...freakbot stole his "vombot"? so to get back at freak bot, hes gonna lick 10.000 puking pirates?which he hates more than anything?
was that close.
now i'm just confused.
hope your weekend went well, i've some more shitty finals next week so i won't be able to decipher any more of you
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the three yesed turkey of skull loves anal monkey sex abd eats pussy like a pig, he isnt happy, hes sad because...(and this is where you lose me)...freakbot stole his "vombot"? so to get back at freak bot, hes gonna lick 10.000 puking pirates?which he hates more than anything?
was that close.
now i'm just confused.
hope your weekend went well, i've some more shitty finals next week so i won't be able to decipher any more of you
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They're fake humans. They're parroting sympathy and telling us what we wanna hear. They're showing us what we want to see. And we take it as something genuine. Possibly because we're actually that stupid. Or because we think we're not good enough. So we buy it. Rich famous celebrities are cool and hip and better than you. Even more so if they have a lot...
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10am. what a ungodly fucking hour. dog trashed the house and i dont feel like cleaning it up.
i fucking hate dogs.
i think i'm getting tired of smoking. either that or i'm thirsty.
and i have a headache.
i should go back to bed. fuck this. more later.
i fucking hate dogs.
i think i'm getting tired of smoking. either that or i'm thirsty.
and i have a headache.
i should go back to bed. fuck this. more later.
phoolsfire:
was being ed by the 
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lovesick vombot was porked by the mad priate?
there's a booty joke in there somewhere.
i love dogs.. i'm allergic to cats. but there ok. even though they poop in a box and they're in control of everything.
is it your dog, how old is it. i think it senses your hostility and is actingout to gain negitive attention....oh sorry thats a note from my 8th grade teacher to my mom.
seriously though, who's dog is it? i'll take it if you don't want it.
was being ed by the =
lovesick vombot was porked by the mad priate?
there's a booty joke in there somewhere.
i love dogs.. i'm allergic to cats. but there ok. even though they poop in a box and they're in control of everything.
is it your dog, how old is it. i think it senses your hostility and is actingout to gain negitive attention....oh sorry thats a note from my 8th grade teacher to my mom.
seriously though, who's dog is it? i'll take it if you don't want it.
Ive been extremely irritable the last few days, since Tuesday. Even yesterday, whilst feeling content, i was still very intolerant of the people around me.
I dunno if it's the fact that i have more serotonin than other people or if my serotonin release is fairly constant, but i'm usually a rather happy, easy-going guy. That's not to say that i'm a skippy, peppy, glad-lad,...
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I dunno if it's the fact that i have more serotonin than other people or if my serotonin release is fairly constant, but i'm usually a rather happy, easy-going guy. That's not to say that i'm a skippy, peppy, glad-lad,...
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b57913:
driving does blow, i can't even count all the near accidents i've been in.
every time i just shake my head and think... it's a miracle i've lived this long
every time i just shake my head and think... it's a miracle i've lived this long
I had an amazing dream last night. When i woke up today, i felt wonderful. I wont say what it was about. I cant say what it was about, right now i only remember one element. The best element. And if i could remember any more of it, i know i wouldn't analyze it. Not this one.
The inevitability of coming down from this doesn't...
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The inevitability of coming down from this doesn't...
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phoolsfire:
as much debt as i have, and as much as i love to celebrate the birth of our lord and savior santa, (read as i hate america)
i do get the ol credit card out and start a chargin as soon as those damn bell ringers start every year. its like some preconditioned response takes over and i have to buy chrismas presents...i hate it its wonderful.
jammie lee curtis is genneticly(?) a male. she was born with a y chromosome only somehow, she is phenotypically a female, i think thats how it goes, you might want to check the ol internet bible of facts. but thats what there teachin in school these days....genetics 101...
+puke machine?
i do get the ol credit card out and start a chargin as soon as those damn bell ringers start every year. its like some preconditioned response takes over and i have to buy chrismas presents...i hate it its wonderful.
jammie lee curtis is genneticly(?) a male. she was born with a y chromosome only somehow, she is phenotypically a female, i think thats how it goes, you might want to check the ol internet bible of facts. but thats what there teachin in school these days....genetics 101...
+puke machine?