akalucifer

Let's see... 1 CT scan, 2 endoscopies (one with needle biopsy), 1 colonscopy, 1 MRI, and a tumor later, I have what they think is MEN I. Multiple Endocrine Neoplasia. Blah. Doctor was very funny... hey doc is it malignant (because Panceas Cancer has a sub 1% survival rate) well AK, it is either malignant or pre-malignant. Great.

Ok so maybe calling myself the devil really pissed off the big guy. Or I pissed on a nun in a past life... something that called for me to feel like my guts are being ripped out every day... so I say this... if it is malignant, I propose we all go crazy have a blast, and live like there's no tomorrow. Cause maybe there isn't.

If I haven't posted often enough... well now you know why. This isn't just being sick, I don't the most joy out of writing about maybe not being here for all of 2007. Sucks.

Ok enough sadness... anyone wanna be a nurse for me? I like hot girls (which means all women)... just in case PhoenixAshes or Vim were thinking of applying. LOL!

I promise...this is not the end. Too many horndogs after vegemite anyway. Gotta protect my wimmen yo.

Peace out.
AKA

PS lest I forget MLK, wherever you are - you rock. You changed the course of America, and never held office. Are you listening Bush? Rest in peace MLK, you deserve it.