aj_paradiselost

Nothing like washing and waxing your car after the sun has set, except the spray from rinsing it off covering you in thirty-degree fucking weather!!!!!!!!. Is Aj known for his genius? Obviously fucking not. I had so many phone calls today that I kinda watched as the sun was setting and me being a stubborn fuck thinking, " I don't care how late it gets, my car is getting washed and Waxed!!" Yeah man, coldsville, or flustown here I fucking come, in my shiny car.
Some friends of mine are going through a breakup so I guess dave will be crashing on my couch for a bit. She put his shit on the porch and well, we all know how that bullshit goes. Anyway he says he needs to go out drinking which always seems to happen when I quit drinking so here I go later on to the fucking bar I guess. Temptation is a bitch.
I went up to the beer distributor and tried to whisper to the guy that I was looking for non alcohlic beer, the fucker was like " What?" I tried to whisper it to him again and he said " What?" So I finally screamed NON AlCOHOLIC BEER!!!! The fuckers in the place were looking at me as the dude pointed to a dark and dusty corner where the NA Beer was. Life sucks, not really but 25 dollars a case is a lot for a beer without the good shit in it. Anyway, enough of this shit........L8er.