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Things that are fun that I have done today

Sticking a plasma grenade onto an Elite's head. Fear me, alien.

Out running a dog. Fear me, canine.

Chin ups. Fear me, biceps

Text based flirting with new girl at work. Love me, female.

"What's it like being Handsome G?"

"It's like Love and Peace and also Honey"

A magical world indeed.

Favourite word I've hauled from the dictionary today

"Haruspex - in ancient Rome, a diviner who based his predictions on the entrails of animals"

Now that, you fuckers, is a career..

SO far...

There is a greater than average chance that I could pass out and die in the hot tub, that thing is so damn good. Discussed with G last night the potential of hot tub barbecue, he seemed positive it could work.

GO TEAM!

Popped home for a bit, my dad got stung by a wasp whilst he was cycling, and now he looks...
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Okay baby, this is how it works. Lemme break it down for you.

Me, My Aunt's plush house, a Staffordshire Bull terrier called Smudge, Big screen Tv, lots of Consoles, A Home gym, Fridgeful of food, "have as many people over as you like", and did I mention, A Hot Tub?

If anyone needs me, I shall be living in a hip hop fantasy land...
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Katya first met her husband in the 58th year of the Distant Uprising.

At the time, she was engaged to Bernard Hugosteiyl, a minor member of the Trangestein Hugosteiyl's, a family of some influence in the Inner Imperial Court.

She was attending a ball, celebrating a victory of the Seventh Airborne Hussars, held by Gilda Machieagol, Widow-Duchess of Hentzel-Platz.
She was acting as chaperone to...
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Raining Today, I've been doing all sorts of wholesome, outdoorsy things, like walking dogs and climbing trees.

"Why do you climb trees, Paul?"

"Because they're There..."

Apparently it's a bit sad once you get older than fifteen, but I don't care, do you hear me? I don't care, I wanna live by my rules! etc.

ummm.. Yeah...

Everyone write me a story. Post it up...
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-The Four Calls To The Two

-The Two Hears The Four, Begin

-The Subject has gained cognition: rated value of 3.5, 'suspicion bordering on limited awareness'.
process halted; begining from 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, now holding at 21.
The Four awaits further doctrine

-The Two declares doctrine as follows;

state integrity of all subordinate sets from the Two.

report any external factors/vectors/forces...
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One of my favourite books is called Invisible Monsters, and it features a character who takes drugs until they can't make a fist.

I thought of it today, when funnily enough I did so much weight that I couldn't make a fist.

Not sure what I'm going to do with the rest of today, I feel restless. I'm tempted to make a ramp and do...
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FUCK ME! I found my DFA 1979 CD! I forgot how good this shit is! I've started doing press ups to the music and now my arms hurt and I can't feel my fingers properly, So I'm going to do chin ups instead!.

FUCK! I want to learn Bass Guitar or something. Or maybe just get in my car and run stuff over! ACE!

Went...
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Good Day today.

I lifted shitloads of Weight!

GO TEAM BLACK!

I came Up with another idea to hide my least favourite Tattoo!

GO TEAM BLACK!

I went so fast on my bmx my legs burnt and I felt like I was contantly on the verge of falling, a hard scrapping impact that would've shredded the skin from my calves and left me a screaming...
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