Pretty Kitty.
I have a kitten. It's fucking tiny. it fits neatly on top of my meaty calloused man paw.
I have named it Panzer, after the Tank. As is only proper, I have already used it to lure my woman back to my chamber of horrors.
Currently I am being amused by several things.
Kitttens! Socks are a whole world of discovery to them....
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I have a kitten. It's fucking tiny. it fits neatly on top of my meaty calloused man paw.
I have named it Panzer, after the Tank. As is only proper, I have already used it to lure my woman back to my chamber of horrors.
Currently I am being amused by several things.
Kitttens! Socks are a whole world of discovery to them....
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Im looking at a map of the Matterhorn. Its serious. The Matterhorn kills people.
My brother brought back the map from his road trip around Europe with his girlfriend. Every al fresco meal, drunken evening, and hotel fuck put good mileage behind him and the desert.
Technically the map is a souvenir, a little piece of memorabilia, neatly folded and printed in german.
The Matterhorn...
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My brother brought back the map from his road trip around Europe with his girlfriend. Every al fresco meal, drunken evening, and hotel fuck put good mileage behind him and the desert.
Technically the map is a souvenir, a little piece of memorabilia, neatly folded and printed in german.
The Matterhorn...
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johnnyforeigner:
My suggestion? Celebrate it by wearing a paper crown all day 
poppystrike:
I can't be bothered to teleport myself to Snowdon. Instead, I propose to build a mountain in my garden. And I will let medical dwarves of all nationalities seek refuge inside it.
Rather like the Mines of Moira - only not as death-prone.
Rather like the Mines of Moira - only not as death-prone.
This is how it works.
I'm standing in the cold grey space of a cathedral, long abandoned. The air full of dust and fading light, thick black jacketed cables heavy with electricity and impulses snaking down from the cavernous vaulted ceilings, lazy hanging coils and loops. The fat cables bellies hanging down in slow smooth curves like jungle creepers.
Amongst them roost bad tempered crows,...
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I'm standing in the cold grey space of a cathedral, long abandoned. The air full of dust and fading light, thick black jacketed cables heavy with electricity and impulses snaking down from the cavernous vaulted ceilings, lazy hanging coils and loops. The fat cables bellies hanging down in slow smooth curves like jungle creepers.
Amongst them roost bad tempered crows,...
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creamygoodness:
Me thinks the lady ought to stop complaining and start living out that 39% gay dream.
Also, that was a rather fabby bit of writing.
Also, that was a rather fabby bit of writing.
djtinbox:
Blimey!
Samourai armour sounds good if i can lay my hands on some!
Samourai armour sounds good if i can lay my hands on some!
Moohahahaha
Victory is mine!
Victory is mine!
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poptard:
http://suicidegirls.com/boards/Music/81073/
seriouly
you didn't
the orold is at an end
oh and look at this link NOW
seriouly
you didn't
the orold is at an end
oh and look at this link NOW
poptard:
just look at the link and ignore what i said
you party missing oaf
you party missing oaf
Isn't today just.... Glorious?
Today was spent with pretty pretty pretty girl. Last sunday we spent together, we hung out by a a large body of water, and chatted about oh... all sorts of things. There was shy, body contact, accidental hand holding and lots of meaningful eyecontact. I got a tan. It was fun.
Today, we went to the Natural History Museum in scenic...
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Today was spent with pretty pretty pretty girl. Last sunday we spent together, we hung out by a a large body of water, and chatted about oh... all sorts of things. There was shy, body contact, accidental hand holding and lots of meaningful eyecontact. I got a tan. It was fun.
Today, we went to the Natural History Museum in scenic...
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djtinbox:
You know,not long after i posted that^ i realised,sorry,it's been a verrrry long day.
Damn Mondays!
Damn Mondays!
poppystrike:
Fine work Agent Black. Fine work.
"This Song is called..."
You shout and scream and sweat and grin, packed in so tight that you swap sweat with all the other rejects around you. Fists wave in the air, and the heats comes in waves from all directions, radiated from a hundred other punk mutants, crammed together , sweaty shaved chimps, hooting and creaming at the man-mountain on stage.
"1, 2, 3,...
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You shout and scream and sweat and grin, packed in so tight that you swap sweat with all the other rejects around you. Fists wave in the air, and the heats comes in waves from all directions, radiated from a hundred other punk mutants, crammed together , sweaty shaved chimps, hooting and creaming at the man-mountain on stage.
"1, 2, 3,...
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super:
well... you said it first... 
poptard:
it was a fucking ace gig en all
though i may be takenf Zoe to teh cambrige one
oh yes
zoe
again
though i may be takenf Zoe to teh cambrige one
oh yes
zoe
again
"My Day's better than Your Day."
Are you sitting comfortably?
No? Life's hard. Moving on...
Spent the day with pretty pretty Kelly. On paper, no progress was made, because we said goodbye with a kiss on the cheek. But.
BUT. The Eye Contact. I say again, in capital letters, The Eye Contact. Like some kind of physical force.
Added to the 'too cool for school'...
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Are you sitting comfortably?
No? Life's hard. Moving on...
Spent the day with pretty pretty Kelly. On paper, no progress was made, because we said goodbye with a kiss on the cheek. But.
BUT. The Eye Contact. I say again, in capital letters, The Eye Contact. Like some kind of physical force.
Added to the 'too cool for school'...
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fleurdeguerre:
I am looking forward to the day I can eat a biscuit without putting on a pound, let alone chips and mayo. oooh exercise. It's good, huh?
poppystrike:
Well I did. But I was haemorrhaging throughout.
What's the situation with the moves then?
What's the situation with the moves then?
A random selection of people I have had a crush on, presented in no particular order, for your delight, perusal and edification.
Uma Thurman
Katie Puckrick
Brodie Armstrong
Dr Girlfriend
Daria
Fairuza Balk
Audrey Hepburn
Grace Kelly
Lauren Bacall
Kelly Osbourne
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Kirsten Dunst
Molly Ringwald
In The Goonies, not Andy, but her mate with the glasses.
Darryl Hannah - Blade Runner
Darryl Hannah...
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Uma Thurman
Katie Puckrick
Brodie Armstrong
Dr Girlfriend
Daria
Fairuza Balk
Audrey Hepburn
Grace Kelly
Lauren Bacall
Kelly Osbourne
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Kirsten Dunst
Molly Ringwald
In The Goonies, not Andy, but her mate with the glasses.
Darryl Hannah - Blade Runner
Darryl Hannah...
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johnnyforeigner:
I like 1 and a half of those girls
And it clearly wasn't meant to be dude, I mean could you really stand to be with someone who couldn't see the romance of dozens of rabbit corpses?
And it clearly wasn't meant to be dude, I mean could you really stand to be with someone who couldn't see the romance of dozens of rabbit corpses?
super:
Daria? Jane was hotter!
The Kanye album is a bit over produced, but would you expect any different? It's good check it out. Its no 'college dropout' though...
The Kanye album is a bit over produced, but would you expect any different? It's good check it out. Its no 'college dropout' though...
"You've turned into a hermit."
Perhaps. I'm a fucking sexy one though.
Things I intend to do at some point.
Make some more stencils.
Sort out another profile photo. I grow tired of the sight of my slack belly. Apparently it's all the craze to have a photograph of yourself in glasses, looking 'book'. We shall see.
Make pretty pretty Kelly the New Girl my...
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Perhaps. I'm a fucking sexy one though.
Things I intend to do at some point.
Make some more stencils.
Sort out another profile photo. I grow tired of the sight of my slack belly. Apparently it's all the craze to have a photograph of yourself in glasses, looking 'book'. We shall see.
Make pretty pretty Kelly the New Girl my...
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johnnyforeigner:
...like Connect 4 
johnnyforeigner:
...and settling it by playing Connect 4?
You can't fall out with me, it's my birthday in about ten minutes
You can't fall out with me, it's my birthday in about ten minutes
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mck:
Generally, I think.
Are you coming out anytime soon?
Are you coming out anytime soon?
mck:
We've noticed. Sort it out young man.
Im saving up for a Bengal kitten at the mo. They're not cheap but they're hardcore attack kitties.
And thanks